9 great new jokes from the Edinburgh fringe festival 2023

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Another 9 great jokes from the Edinburgh fringe festival 2023

Getting mythology wrong is my Hercules ankle.
~Olaf Falafel
I have an unconscious bias.
I’m biased firmly towards being unconscious.
~Leila Navabi

Cats are like strippers – they sit on your lap and make you think they love you.
~Sikisa

The UK is so small, they’ve got to keep all their lakes in one district.
~Liz Guterbock

I have a suntanning addiction, so only go on holiday in winter.
I went cold Turkey last year.
~Richard Stott

Everyone says your 20s are all about finding yourself.
If that’s true, your 30s are about wishing you’d found somebody else.
~Ginny Hogan

What does Kylie sing while counting sheep?
I can’t get ewe out of my head. ~Alison Spittle

My relationship with my mum is like the evolution of payment technology – we went from physical contact to electronic only,
then it was contactless. ~Kuan-Wen Huang

Last year, I had a great joke about inflation.
But it’s hardly worth it now.
~Amos Gill


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