Kung Fu
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I had a wonderful massage today. Simply wonderful, except for one thing.... Her sheets were so rancid smelling, the whole room was full of a rancid cloud of spoiled oil molecules. I could smell it in the hall wayon the approach to the massage room. She stores everything in that room, so she had a pile of more a rancid sheets in a cupboard in there.
You see, I have a very keen nose, and rancid is one of the worst things I have ever smelled. Rancid odors make my stomach turn. I did my best to breath through my mouth, so I wouldnt have to smell it. But every once in a while I would forget, and ewe ewe ewe.
Anyway, I am thinking to myself... these sheets are strong smelling, should I say something? I mean... if it is this strong for me... it must be noticable to a person with an average sniffer. I decided at least to wait, we had exchanged cards. I know we will be in contact with each other in the future, we had discussed a trade. So I had time to ponder on this. Here is what I came up with, let me know if you think I am correct.
Some people must come to associate that rancid smell with the feel goodness aspect of massage.
Now, not everyone, but enough. This self employed MT has been in business for about a year and a half, told me she sees about 10 clients a week, and is barely out of her teens! She is doing something right! Plus, her sheets smell very rancid. Rancid is a pretty awful smell, probably that way so our earliest ancestors wouldnt eat spoiled meat and become ill.
Now, I am not saying having rancid sheets is necessarily a bad thing... if someone doesnt know how to get that out of sheets and they and their clients come to assume that rancid + massage just go together like peanut butter and jelly. You dont question it, massage feels good, and this smell is always here when I get my massage.... it's a massage smell. Kind of like you come to expect what a farm smells like. You cant have a farm without the smell of manure, and you cant get a massage without the smell of rancid. The farmer puts up with and so does the client.
It reminds me of what a woman in LaLeche League told me. Breast fed babies smell sweet, and formula babies smell sour. Until someone tells you there is a difference between the two, you dont notice. To this day, I can pick up a young infant who is only being fed either formula or breast milk and tell the difference. Until these clients are told about the rancid odor and that they can have a massage without that odor if jojoba is used or sheets are free of any trace of oil. They may just not realize the odor is even there.
So, what do you think? Am I right, wrong, or have I thought too much about rancid sheets and my brain went soft?
You see, I have a very keen nose, and rancid is one of the worst things I have ever smelled. Rancid odors make my stomach turn. I did my best to breath through my mouth, so I wouldnt have to smell it. But every once in a while I would forget, and ewe ewe ewe.
Anyway, I am thinking to myself... these sheets are strong smelling, should I say something? I mean... if it is this strong for me... it must be noticable to a person with an average sniffer. I decided at least to wait, we had exchanged cards. I know we will be in contact with each other in the future, we had discussed a trade. So I had time to ponder on this. Here is what I came up with, let me know if you think I am correct.
Some people must come to associate that rancid smell with the feel goodness aspect of massage.
Now, not everyone, but enough. This self employed MT has been in business for about a year and a half, told me she sees about 10 clients a week, and is barely out of her teens! She is doing something right! Plus, her sheets smell very rancid. Rancid is a pretty awful smell, probably that way so our earliest ancestors wouldnt eat spoiled meat and become ill.
Now, I am not saying having rancid sheets is necessarily a bad thing... if someone doesnt know how to get that out of sheets and they and their clients come to assume that rancid + massage just go together like peanut butter and jelly. You dont question it, massage feels good, and this smell is always here when I get my massage.... it's a massage smell. Kind of like you come to expect what a farm smells like. You cant have a farm without the smell of manure, and you cant get a massage without the smell of rancid. The farmer puts up with and so does the client.
It reminds me of what a woman in LaLeche League told me. Breast fed babies smell sweet, and formula babies smell sour. Until someone tells you there is a difference between the two, you dont notice. To this day, I can pick up a young infant who is only being fed either formula or breast milk and tell the difference. Until these clients are told about the rancid odor and that they can have a massage without that odor if jojoba is used or sheets are free of any trace of oil. They may just not realize the odor is even there.
So, what do you think? Am I right, wrong, or have I thought too much about rancid sheets and my brain went soft?