Amy @ Blue Lagoon - A Cute Curvy Professional

[tjgml90]

Well not really satisfied from my last trip to Blue Lagoon when I saw Desiree who yawned her way through a robotic session, I simply had to give Blue Lagoon one last shot (#3) to finally see my #1 draft photo pic from the website: Amy.

Newbie Note: Blue Lagoon is notorious for a reputation of lackluster service, basically just flipping over clients based on their convenient location and army of attendants. However I do not believe for a second that a place with 30+ attendants can suck THAT bad, so I went on a mission to try out the best-looking ones (to my tastes) in the hopes there was at least ONE girl who hadn't become poisoned by the politics, greed, and bad client experiences of the MP scene. That lady, I believe, is Amy. Also from what I discussed with her, I think the establishment simply suffers from a bunch of morale-killers amongst their roster, whose negative vibes/attitude drag down the collective atmosphere, and thus negatively impacts us patrons as well...

Amy's Stats: (as of Saturday double shift, Nov 1st 2008)
Age: 20 (looks it, and confirmed it in personal anecdotes)
Height: Maybe 5'5", 5'6" max (about 5'9" in her reasonable heels)
Weight: approx 120 lbs (mostly boob)
Measurements: 34D-26-34 if I was a guessing man (maybe a heavy C)
Hair Color: Brunette
Skin Tone: Rosy (standard Caucasian I suppose)
General Description: Cute French Canadian College Girl, with an actually healthy average proportion to her (not the North American Obesity trend "average", but the true ideal average weight range class for women). No excess fat, just not bony which is great considering her curvaceous full conical perky breasts, small waist, flat stomach (no abs, which is fine by me for women), and nice hips. Since she's young, everything is as tight as it can be considering her cup size.
Overall Looks: 8.5/10 - She's got a cute baby face, and a KILLER bod
Apparel: 9/10 - She was wearing this sleek black dress which shows off her legs & cleavage, in fact it's the black dress she wears in the second website photo.
Selling Point: Young Cutie + Great Smile + MASSIVE natural breasts
Voice: Pleasant, with a cute hint of a Quebec accent
Personality: 9/10 - The girl is a courteous, polite professional. As luck would have it we have a similar back story before coming to Toronto, so we chatted extensively about the Old Country.
Conversation: 10/10 - Pleasant young lady with a surprisingly keen head on her shoulders, which came up when we discussed our spheres of study in higher education. She also has a great sense of humour and tries not to take life too seriously.
Greed Factor: Surprisingly NONE - she simply states the upgrade rates once and let's you decide for yourself where you want to take things, which was a pleasant change!

I initially opted for Nude this time being gun-shy from my last bad session, and she didn't even hesitate, just dropped down with that great smile and proceeded to get down to business. I was so impressed that as the session progressed I upgraded to the reverse, and had there been more time, I would have probably gone full BS.

Key Session Notes:
Massage Skills: 8/10 - Even better, she actually knew how to give some massage, though I knocked off a point for excessive oil use.
Reverse: 9/10 - Amazing breasts, smooth skin, nice little butt. I was so busy laughing it up with her I didn't even get around to staring down at her Y, but in a place like Blue Lagoon you'll barely see it and certainly never touch it anyway. I deducted one point from perfection for not playing up the intimacy as much as she could have, some MPs will graze up close to you to create the illusion of a kiss... Would have been a nice touch.
Body Slide: N/A - Didn't opt for it, not usually a fan unless there's crazy chemistry, but I may try so again with her next time.
Finish: 9/10 - Unlike Desiree, this young lady actually took gentle direction well, and had some good tricks of her own. She didn't try to finish me off prematurely, and we continued to chat during the experience. She finished me exactly on time, and proceeded to clean me up, shower, and then set it up for me to do the same.

Damage: $40 door fee (membership), + $60 for NR = $100
Satisfaction: 9/10 - This time I believe I obtained the best Blue Lagoon session possible: a pleasant, attractive courtesan who remained professional throughout the service from beginning to end. She didn't demand the tip up front, and she conducted herself with a courtesy that defies her limited years and mere 6 months experience in the MP industry.
Repeat?: - Yes, in fact she'll be the only Blue Lagoon girl I repeat with going forward in my monthly hobbying unless something REALLY good pops up on the website.

Links:
http://www.bluelagoonmassage.com/
http://www.bluelagoonmassage.com/att...p?girl=amy

My past review of Desiree:
http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=211401

My past review of Lily (not sure if she's still there since she's a Plush girl):
http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=204547

Raven Out

 

[Panacea]

Ravencroft I rarely give props to anyone on massageplanet.net. Maybe just Ref cause he has a be cock. (So I hear)

But you write the best reviews on here. I just wish you would stop fucking going to Blue Lagoon.

 

[SG Brittanys]

Haha thanks Back Burner,

Since I'm only an occasional hobbyist, sadly my reviews are limited in number, hence why I try to make up for them in content.

My Blue Lagoon investigations are at an end, I found my one worthy provider to bear in mind, should future cravings hit. Sadly I've already reviewed all of my other favorites, namely Jessica at Lexa, and some past Plush girls.

I guess the only person left on my To-Do list is a revisit with Katie at Lexa, as it's been 3 years since I saw her for one mind-blowing session, and I'd be curious to see if her return to the MP industry includes her past fervor.

Stay Tuned!

 

[Natascha]

... IMO that ALL starts with MP management. When management doesn't give a shit about the MPA's it sets the tone, and the girls simply pass it along.

The fact the BL website automatically plays CELINE DIONE tells me management doesn't give a shit about the clients either




Amy's pics look great, and with a postive attitude Amy could work anywhere. IMO there are 2 ways to look at this:

1.) Working with a bunch of miserable girls, by DEFAULT Amy will do well at Blue Lagoon. She'll build a healthy repeat clientelle, in which case she doesn't need your help.

2.) You could let her know about some of the better spas. She'd probably see nicer clients and make more $$$ elsewhere. Amy might be selling herself short at BL.

Anyway, great review and thanks for pointing out this gem!

 

[AV (Avinash J Welinkar)]

INDN_LOVER you made me piss my PANTS with that astute comment. I wish to God I could disable that shit permanently!

 

[norah]

LOL. The good news is that the music on the sister spa softhands is slightly better.

http://www.softhandsspa.com/

BTW, I noticed that Amy works there also... At least at softhands you won't feel like a total dirtbag

 

[Pompal 09.]

I have just made my trip to BL and saw Amy because I read Ravencroft's review. It is one of my worst experience. Ravencroft, please don't write review this long and your scale is wrong. I agree with Back Burner, please don't go to BL.

 

[Spydr]

Sorry to hear you didn't have any luck with Amy K6d,

Amy has been reviewed on here even before my thread (and it was a negative review), so instead of saying "my scale is wrong", why don't you simply read ALL the information provided by the massageplanet.net search engine before you try something out?

For crying out loud I even started my thread by mentioning a PAST BAD EXPERIENCE at Blue Lagoon, I even gave you a bloody link to it at the bottom... How much more can I do for you people short of a YouTube play-by-play?

This is a ymmv hobby, and I can only write about MY experiences. Furthermore, I'll write them at any length I Goddamn well please, thank you. If A.D.D prevents you from being able to get through it is a reasonable amount of time, there's always special ed counseling...

Lastly, would you care to elaborate on what made it your "worst experience"?

If you're going to sling mud, at least do us all the courtesy of some facts, and better yet, quit lurking and write a damn review of your own to offset mine!

 

[sadie1_9_99]

HMMM.. 3 posts in 4.5 years... and they're all negative BTW. Sorry the board isn't up to your high standards

 

[Sallow]

Sorry, I keep all the hidden gem myself.

 

[B-Easy]

Shaking my fist at you....

 

[dull_sux]

This guy has all the earmarks of a loser. If we ignore him, he will probably go away.