Are you a Skank???

[cannot_remember_chit]

I had a conversation with an MPA today...Not during a session but just about the whole going to an MP thing. She basically called me a skank . I'm fine with it, but I am wondering out of the rest of you that utilize the services of an MPA would you consider yourselves a skank?

Have a wonderful night.

 

[Steven J]

Nah !!! I consider myself to be a pleasant and classy gentleman ... a bit sexually promiscuous, yes.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Actually your name came up in the conversation and she said that you were one of the biggest skanks around. Sorry pal.

 

[Benedict Y]

That's not true, I'm a bigger SKANK than him..

 

[Angi]

A skank ... do I smell ? Is it that time of the Male month again ?

There are much worse things to be called ...

I am more offended when they mix my handle up with Spode, almost got kicked out of Platinum for hitting on Tia too many times.

Then of course there was the time when I was mixed up with TLM, the MPA got all annoyed that I didn't bring her flowers and serenade her while I used aromatic massage oil to soothe her body aches and recite poetry while administering the esalen prostate technique.

Big M, I never getted called that anymore. Sometimes mistaken but when I drop my pants or flip over the jig is not the only thing that is up.

INDN_LOVER, we get mixed up all the time, I think it has something to do with a bag of tricks or something like that, anyways it is all good in the ENDS and the MPAs always smile from their head to their toes, well around their waist lines.

GolfDude, who is he?

.... but of course the worse thing that I can be called is a "BAD BOY" when will you ladies get it right I am a "VERY BAD BOY".

In the end it is only sticks and stones ... and bad reviews with many no shows once you reveal the name of the MPA in this forum or by PM. jk LOL.

VBB

 

[Major Gmed]

I prefer slut... and I'm very proud to be one at this time in my life.

 

[Henna]

You will have to quit the hobby if they start calling you sheik or goober.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Actually your name did come up with this MPA but she doesn't know if she's seen you. She does however agree that you as well are a big-time skank.

 

[Edge Is Freakin Awesome]

To steal a line from my friend Beater.....

"I'm not a slut, I'm a people person!"

 

[Tmucho]

Ah, the old Black Bag of Mystery....

Gotta keep my can of whipped cream somewhere!

I don't know if I'm a skank, but I think the term "man-ho" might fit. LOL

 

[.:daisy:.]

Exactly the question I want to keep them asking. So to throw them off the trail instead of wearing my golf knickers to a session I arrive for a session in my black helmet and cape,carrying my lightsabre.The ladies always say "my you look like a bad boy.I always sternly correct them by saying "no m'am I am a VERY BAD BOY".


I am not a skank but rather a slideologist having graduated from massageplanet.net university Magna Cum Slida with a degree in slideology.

 

[Michealla]

ok let me get this straight....

we are (clients) all "skanks"

what does this mpa (employee in the business of getting off skanks through massage and yankin the skank) think of herself as..."SKANK YANKER"

 

[alexandra .]

What exactly does the word, "skank" mean? I've heard it used many times but I'm curious about its exact meaning.

Is it a synonym for slut?

 

[RaZzor]

skank n.
A rhythmic dance performed to reggae or ska music, characterized by bending forward, raising the knees, and extending the hands.
Disgusting or vulgar matter; filth.
One who is digustingly foul or filthy and often considered sexually promiscuous. Used especially of a woman or girl.

intr.v. skanked, skank

 

[Hiram]

According to Sheik's definition, I am a skank.

Hi, my name is PHNINE, and I am a skank.

(as a group) Hello PHNINE!!

It all started in August 2005....look at my join date...LOL

 

[tatiana ooh ahh]

Well I'm Sheik Yerbouti and I'm shaking my booty

 

[Pompal 09.]

PHNINE, I think your too quick to admit defeat.

Sheik has found the yellow brick road for skankiness. Shake that leg buddy!!!

 

[suthrngal]

Who said being a skank is being defeated??? LOL

 

[DAC]

Now here is a scary picture

 

[KIKGASKAHNE]

So far all I see are fucking skanks. Except for Indian Lover that is. He doesn't just give it up for anyone.