Baby Oil

[Crimson Moth]

Tease me had a great session today. Left a club then went to Alpha Care ( I know the place sucks but it is open 24 hours). Any ways brought butter with me so the girl could use instead of oil. Quite frankly I am tired of oil to hard to get off. The girl loved the butter and it made the bs better. Plus it cleaned up beutifully. So what I am saying is that I vote to have butter instead of baby oil.
Anyone with me?

P.S If you are worried about cholesteral margine will do to.

 

[Liberal AssKicker]

Which lady was it that allowed the use of buttah during the BS?
Details man, details!

AC has returned to 24 hours now? Last time I went it closed at 11pm .... something about winter hours.

It's fantastic to have the option of getting a massage at 4 AM cuz that's when I get my strongest and most powerful erections!

 

[Doctrine Man]

There's something to add to my "To Do" list. What was the name of your MPA, and a brief description.

 

[nirvanafan12]

I'm all for getting all buttered up.

 

[firewomen]

I'm all for getting all buttered up.

 

[Zac C]

....now we're going to have to put up with the hmmms of the world asking "what condiments does she allow" at the end of every new review...

 

[purpleshamrock]

Does she allow you to bring whole wheat bread as well?.MMMMMMM there's nothing like a nice butter,body odour and bacteria sandwich to send you on your way.

PS Sometimes I get ridiculous i'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

 

[Spring]

I guess no one remembers the scene from "Last Tango In Paris"...now THAT's how to use a stick of butter!

Frankly, I am tired of MPs that use Baby Oil. I was thinking or re-posting about this again, so I'm glad you started a thread, "Tease". To the MPs, not all of us are wild single guys, you know.

Baby Oil has a smell that lingers long after the oil is washed off! Sometimes the smell is with you all day and night!

I have taken to smelling the oil bottle when I first get into a room.
If its Baby Oil, I either ask if they have something else, or on occasion, I have left!

To the owners...if yr going to use oil, use Mineral Oil. You can buy it pretty cheap in large bottles. It has NO scent whatsoever.
Or if yr up for the premium stuff, Body Shop carries a great unscented massage oil too.

This added "touch" is one of the most important, I think. Its not so much an element of luxury as it is one of discretion.

Just to add to this, I also find that many of the soaps in the showers are also very strongly scented. Couple that with Baby Oil and your "significant other" can smell you from a block away. Yikes!
Unscentled or lightly scented soap would be nice too.

I don't mean to knit-pick, but its a fact, jack!

Bone

 

[danielblarg]

Yup, Mineral Oil is the best way to go, easy to clean up, no odour whatsoever and its good for your skin and not harmful to your body if accidentially ingested. (Use your imagination folks)

Actually, I've started to get this habit of bringing my own oil...

 

[Shim]

I would have to agree with mineral oil being the best choice, I dont understand why more MP owners dont buy it, it is not much more expesive. I believe a bottle of mineral oil is only about 50 cents to a dollar more than baby oil, and mineral oil goes a lot futher to boot. It's well worth spending the few extra bucks on a case. And to any MP owners interested in switching, it doesn't matter if it's oral mineral oil (for constipation) its all the same.