Broke the old Goose Egg!! w/Candy @ Lotus

[Leone]

Well I finally did it. First "pooning" experience, first time I've been to a place like this and it was at lotus accupressure in surrey.

However, I don't have a grand tale of triumph like many of you here.

I've been debating about this forever and today while cruising around, I said fuck it... I'm going. Driving up to the place I was still debating to chicken out but turned in and that was it, I was committed. haha.

So I go the back entrance because of what many people say to do, push the button, get startled by the delayed and loud ring , heavier black haired lady with glasses greets me and leads me right to a room. It's already awkward cause she kinda thought I knew what I wanted and what to do but eventually agreed to 45 mins and gave her $50 for the room.

Asked if I wanted to shower, I said sure, hopped in and Candy knocked on the door as I was drying off. I promptly covered up said hello and it was a bit awkward again. She figured out I had no idea what the hell I was doing and told me to just lie down.

She was quite good actually playing along with me, of course I kept telling her I don't know what I'm doing and it was my very first time at a MP. She said ok, I massage you and we'll see what happens

Massage was ok, I said I liked it hard but it wasn't really all that hard. Tough to compare to my RMT I guess, however she knew what spots to hit around my shoulders.

She kept sneaking down to the boys which was nice but to my dismay I was getting no sign of life down there! After about 15/20mins I awkwardly asked about what was next.

I really only wanted a HJ being my first time and all but she seemed to want me to go for a CBJ or FS. I was thinking the last thing I want is a potentially somewhat unhappy girl so I went for CBJ. It cost me 160. I felt it was too high but I really wanted to get my first one out of the way.

So I flip, she strips and to make a long story short, I couldn't rise from the dead. There were times he seemed to wake from his slumber but nope. Nothing, nada. I suck. She tried different things to get me aroused, put my hand on her crotch for a bit of playing, lots of light noises to no avail. I was actually quite apologetic to her and told her it's no use, time to stop. She said maybe I need FS. Nah, I don't really want FS. Note: I was slightly annoyed a couple times where she had to step out while I was naked face up to get a condom or something, figured that stuff should already be there

I showered up, paid, gave her an extra green for her trouble and she sat me down and started telling me how I'm supposed to come here to relax and forget everything and that I shouldn't be thinking too much of things while I'm there and all sorts of things I should / should not do for the next time. We had a nice chat.

Anyhow,
L: 6 - not ugly, older (mid thirties is my guess), thin but soft everywhere
A: 9 - didn't make me feel too silly, wasn't annoyed at my inaction of course I'm sure the sum we agreed to didn't make her care either
S: 7 - It's mostly my fault but I guess if I was more attracted to her it would've been easier. Either way, she tried and tried until I said stop.

So now that I've got the first one out of the way, I know my next time will be better because I know a bit more on what to do now hahahaha, though I do kinda hope it will be a hotter and younger girl next time. I doubt I'll venture into the FS area though so maybe I won't have great experiences.

Sorry for the long post, I actually wanted to keep it short, oh well, time to watch some pron and do what what supposed to happen earlier today

 

[Spunk!]

Any honest pooner would admit to a similar story. But, move on and it will get better.

Takes a lot off balls to admit what you have said and I predict a great future for you.

Your writing style is good and I suspect that next time you will be giving all of us a blow by blow description of a memorable time.

 

[Deedee]

well put MIKE. i agree.

 

[GSD PAL]

Nice review, agreed with Mike

I dont blame you for paying too much for a CBJ. At sometime or another, it happens to all of us..especially to newer pooners

However, this is too much for a CBJ. And, its not the first time I've read about overpricing at Lotus

Next time do some more research, and find yourself a better deal

Jack

 

[VKIS]

ok, good learning journey.

but it seems to me that you haven't quite "broke the old goose egg" yet...

 

[Julie Ann]

Yes, nice review indeed, you showed respect for the girl and your obvious
nervousness on first time experience. Funny.......Candy was the first gal I
ever saw at Lotus too.
She's not the young hotty but she is a very nice gal easy going and down to earth and actually has quite a nice body really IMO.

You mentioned you paid 160. Did you pay room fee on top of that or was that the total you paid walking out the door?
Normally I've gotten fs there for $.4 to $.6 plus room fee.

Keep up the good work bud your reviewing style is good and I look forward to more from you.


...........QM'r

 

[madcowbutcher]

There is not a one of us who hasn't held a gun that wouldn't fire now and then. The ladies are used to it.

I remember one time I was in this bordello in Mexicali MX with this senorita
and had a great time fooling around but no way, nada Sir Jim Jr was not going for tacos / burritos this time. She was quite put out and didn't realize that I had studied Spanish in college and knew what she was saying under her breath.

Try try again. My recommendation would be a place like Ming a few blocks away. They will put you in a very tranquille state with an HJ for .8 total
and it becomes just an extension of the total relaxation process.

 

[infamous g]

160 PLUS room fee

Anyhow, chalk it up to a learning experience surcharge QM, it was on your recommendation that I went to lotus and you even mentioned Candy as a good starter for me so it actually relaxed me a bit when I heard her name called. I don't feel too bad about it, I'm just glad I didn't get someone with a really poor attitude that could have made the experience so much more horrific I like their rooms, it makes everything feel pretty pro.


hahaha touché! It seems so!

Thanks for the encouragement everyone! I was thinking about MPs in general and was wondering why even goto one? You have to pay for a room and then on top of that you have to negotiate something with the girl. Almost seems probably better to go with an indy as you'll more likely know who you'll get and even what to expect... maybe.

It sounds like I'll have to check out Mings one day though! Thanks for the suggestion. I'm thinking I shouldn't do the asian thing either however because I've only ever been with asians. Who knows..

Anyhow, I hope I'll have a better and more resourceful post for you guys next time!

 

[Melorious]

Like SJ said there's not a one of us and first times going to these places
raise the anxiety level to which does effect performance no doubt.
Glad I was able to stear you in the direction of a gal who would at least
try and put you at ease for your first time. I'd bet if you see her again
you could definately negotiate lower with her and now that you've broken
the ice your nervousness should subside somewhat. Besides her
remembering you will help put things at ease right off and you in a more
relaxed state so that you can perform to expected levels.

Each person is different in their confidence level starting out at anything
the first time. Keep trying man and soon you'll get the hang of what your
there for and will enjoy your time immensely.

Indy girls could be a good option but expect to pay the same or more
unless you wanna try a micro or two which can be way less expensive but
be forewarned in that department they usually are not there to cater
to your nervous newness and that for you could be a real turnoff.
Micros are usually the meat grinders of poon places, chew 'em up and spit
'em out.

SJ made a good point on trying Ming's another would be Relaxation
massage and spa on Clearbrook RD. Seek out Mandy there, PH 859-2998
Her massage is stellar with actual RMT style tables she will put you at
ease with a grand massage and equally good tug. 80-90 total will be
your cost.

Hope this helps dude.

............QM'r