Carnation Milk

[DevinL]

Carnation Milk 65 Years Ago. This is PRICELESS


A little old lady Reviewom Wisconsin had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.


When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning With 'Carnation Milk is best of all.'

She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can do this! She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled up in Reviewont of her house.

A man got out and said, 'Carnation' LOVED your entry so much! We are here to award you $2,000 even though we will not be able to use it!'
The ad read like this;
"Carnation Milk is the best of all, no tits to pull, no hay to haul, no buckets to wash, no shit to pitch just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch"

True Story

 

[Jeep]

No teats to pull, no bails to pitch, just punch a hole in the son of a bitch.

 

[Beryl 0.2.1/Ubuntu 9.04]

Thank you November because I had NO idea what I was not getting. !

 

[Wing]

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[Mr. Artless]

I was not able to past that photo, thanks!!