Danielle @ SRM

[the hackmaster2013]

So last night after a visit to a decent strip club, my friend and I decided to head over to SRM. This was my first time @ SRM, but it was late and we felt a bit crazy.

Only Danielle and Shauna (I think) were available. My friend picked Shauna and so naturally I went with Danielle.

She's a cute girl. She giggles a lot and has a cute personality. I liked her body, a nice shape, not too skinny and nice man-mades with gorgeous nipples. I went with the body slide.


The massage was uninspiring, but she gave me a decent body slide. We tried different positions when she dropped the 2nd bomb, that we're already over time and that I should finish soon.

That killed the entire session for me. She is a nice cute girl, but it was 2:30 am and few, if any, customers were there and she has the nerve to rush me. And this after I got the $80 BS option.

My friend on the other hand stayed 15 minutes over his time and nobody said anything to him.
I might repeat with SRM but not with Danielle. Please don't rush me unless you're booked solid or it's busy, neither of which appeared to be the case at SRM last night at around 2:30 am.

Looks: 7.5/10 - nice and cute
Attitude: 6.5/10 - rushed me
Massage: 5/10 - not too great
BS: 8/10 - very nice, good use of the breasts
Finish: 9/10 - very nice release, went slowly and and carefully instead of the jackhammer scrambled eggs technique so many white girls employ
Overall: 7/10 - a good session but with a few key drawbacks that will prevent repeats
Repeat: very unlikely


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[Jv J]

A Nice review Waraxe !!!

http://www.royalspa.ca/ website for reference.

It is too bad that your session wasn't all it was cut out to be, especially for a first visit to SRM. Let me assure you that you get "that" sometimes in the best MPs, it happens to all of us every once in a while. I am sure that if the other MPA that your friend took was your choice you would be writing a different review.

Anyways look on the bright side ... I am sure that many others will read this and take heed when choosing an attendant.

I think the other lady was Seanna, there is no Shauna listed.

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[LuvYaMimi]

Thanks VBB. No it was not Seanna. I asked Joy and she said that it was not Seanna. Shauna (I think that's her name) is brand new and my friend told me she said it was only her 2nd day there.

But I really do think I will repeat with SRM. The customer service by Joy was absolutely fabulous. She shook my hand, gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and was very friendly and talkative. She set up the room for me, including placing the towel in a strategic location and turning the shower on for me at the right temperature. What can I say? For $40, I was treated like a king. Royal treatment indeed. It's worth going back for Joy's customer service skills alone.

And the rooms were absolutely spectacular. My friend got the mirror room, and I got the room right next to it. Both rooms are enormous and the facilities are like no other spa I have ever seen. The spa seems so big that it's almost a bit scary.

Now I know why SRM is so popular. By far the best facilities I have ever seen. Best customer service I have ever received by a receptionist. Good looking girls and usually great service by the girls, a bit of luck may be involved as well I guess. And the price structure is exactly what it should be. HFH, IT, Platinum, BP and HI have no right to charge $50 for the room and $100 for BS. It just doesn't make sense after seeing SRM.

 

[Niofania F]

I am glad that the one experience did not turn you off.

SRM is the best place in terms of customer service and the rpicing is very competitive.

Hmmm ... a new MPA named "Shanna" is on the schedule for next week.

Joy is her namesake ... Joy ... just watch out for your smokes and lighter, just kidding my luv (meaning Joy not WarAxe).

BTW ... I am more of the Bastard Sword type of warrior.

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[Andy D]

Happy has left the building ... I mean board.

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[Xenu]

Sure PM me WarAxe and tell me what you like.

Who knows what happened to Happy ? I asked in a thread but got no answer. Al Cohol is looking into it as well, but I don't think that he got anywhere as well. It may be something personal and we will have to respect his wishes.

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