DO
- Tell me how big/hard/nice/etc. my cock is. Compliment it like you can't believe how lucky you are to have it in your life. Same goes for my jizz.
- Compliment the rest of my body as much as is even loosely credible. If all you can think of is that my eyelashes are long, then go with that.
- Tell me about all the things you're going to do to me, and ideally the things you'd love to do if only regulations allowed. Tell me things you'd love for me to do to you, if only it were possible.
- Use language I haven't heard since I stopped reading Penthouse letters. Come to think of it, I think everyone else stopped reading it, given their recent travails!
DON'T
- Tell me about your kids
- Tell me that other men even exist, let alone that you actually fuck them
- Tell me what a long day you've had, are having, or will have
- Even bring up money
Just my irritable two cents!