Does anyone ever going tanning at IT?

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I've noticed that on the IT sign it also says tanning,has anyone ever been tanning at IT? If you have do they have good tanning packages available? for an extra fee would Jenna,Alexis,Vanessa,etc apply the tanning lotion over my sweaty naked body? Hopefully the answer to all three of these questions will be yes.Any excuse to go to IT would be great.Last night I had a dream that I recieved a call from Paul in the middle of the night inviting me to an IT party.When I made my way down to IT I was pleasently surprised to find Jenna,Alexis and Vanessa playing a game of Limbnce I saw them I presented them with some tuna sandwiches the Garyboy made and told them I hope they enjoy.They said "thanks Rusty baby,but were not going to be eating these just yet" I replied with "what do you mean?" and then Vanessa said "come with us we have a surprise for you mmmmmmmmm yaw"we then proceeded back to one of the rooms where the terrific triumverant of Jenna,Alexis and Vanessa gave me a 3 way bodyslide all the while incorporating in the tuna sandwiches I brought.I never realized how erotic tuna sandwiches could be.While all this was happening Paul and the blonde guy that is built like a brick shit house were singing the song Contagious by Truth Hurts.That was quite a sight indeed.Anyways if anyone could answer my tanning qustion I would greatly appreciate it,thanks.

 

[im_a_goofy_chick]

I was wondering the same thing about AC, it advertises tanning beds and I was curious how much (if any) money they made off of it. I was also wondering because when I was there sinday I saw this girl there who didn't strike me as an MPA, and I was trying to think of what else she could have been doing there.

 

[katie1nel]

Tromb......
Your dream smells fishy to me...

Did those sandwiches have mayonnaise on them?
I hope so!

I'm surprised you haven't found tuna sandwiches erotic yet!
You must use mayo!
And NOT that Miracle whip stuff either!
It spoils the mood entirely!

Tomato slices help too!
Go light on the pepper, of course.

Just stay away from Muesli bread. That can hurt!

So just how did the 3 'incorporate' the sandwiches?
Did they stack them together?
Were the sandwiches cut?
If so, was it diagonally?
Please say it was diagonally! YES! Oh YES! Diagonallyyyy!

MMMmmmmmmm.........tuna.....

(Sorry)
B

 

[Sarah A]

They placed the tuna sandwiches on their beautiful breasts and beautiful beavers and then began to slide up and down up and down as the tuna began to enter every single crevice of our bodies.The mixture of tuna,Jenna,Alexis and Vanessa's perfume,our body sweat and the Yardleys Gold that Paul and the blonde guy were wearing all added up to a very romantic aroma which was perfect for our magivcal evening together.I never use Miracle Whip,I always you St. Charles Mayonaisse.It was voted the best tasting Mayonaisse in northern Ontario.

 

[hotkagome]

Is there really a "best tasting" anything from northern Ontario?

Where do they define that border?
What happens when people smuggle U.S. Hellmann's in across at Sault Ste. Marie? Do they know?

BTW, Dijonnaise burns, man! Don't even ask, okay!?

Glad to hear Paul stopped wearing Hai Karate.
He was having it flown in from Poughkeepsie, New York, you know.

Mmmmmmmmm.....Alexis!
Mmmmmmmmm.....crevices!

Bone

 

[Brian J]

Nice little dream there Rusty.
I have a suggestion to make that may just make it better for you. Forget the Miracle Whip...........and the St. Charles. Just swing on over to Burger King and ask the manager (you know......the Steve Buscemi look-alike wearing the Hush Puppies) to have one of his staff prepare you a take-out order of secret sauce. It's always fun to play 'guess the ingredients'.
And I think you are mistaken about Paul and the blonde guy. Paul is an Hai Karate man (right again, Bone) from way back...........and I believe that blondie wears Brut. (and lots of it)
As for tanning..........you absolutely have to check out a new place that just opened right near Church and Wellesley. It's called The Quivering Sphincter Tanning Emporium. Advertised in NOW this week. Ask for Ricardo..............he'll put a nice blend of Cocoa butter and Lecithin all over your sculpted bod and then bake you to that nice shade of orangey-brown that we all crave. Apparently it's just divine.

Also, you forgot to tell us how the dream ended. How did you finish?

Craven.

 

[Kanyee !]

Actually the dream sequence ended with Jenna,Alexis and Vanessa licking the St.Charles mayonaisse off of my weiner as Paul and the blonde guy pour the remaining contents of Yardleys Gold onto our naked bodies as I want it that way by The Backstreet Boys plays in the background.In reality the Garyboy found me passed out in the basement with a boner and tuna sandwiches smeared all over my body.

 

[joe.attaboy]

Tromb,

Garyboy may never give you another tuna sandwich again after that!

Just curious... when you woke up, could you still smell the Yardleys Gold ?

Did you get a boner from the Backstreet Boys song?

 

[shit.kicker]

Actually the weird thing was that when I got up off the couch there was an empty bottle of Yardleys Gold in between the cushions.Upon hearing the BSB's song I want it that way I did get a boner.I think it has something to do with the fact that Howie from the BSB's looks like my old girlfriend..........and man oh man did she know how to clean a corn hole,if you know what I mean =)

 

[WhiteStoner History Month]

Steve Buschemi is the worlds coolest actor.He was brillant in The Big Lebowski as Donny.EHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEH The Quivering Sphincter is a great name.Sounds more like a gay bar in fag district though.Craven you should copyright that name and open up a flamer's bar.The first 50 customers can recieve a complimentary bottle with a hampster inside that will really make their sphincters quiver =)

 

[Mitzy]

Rusty........I'm with you on the Big Lebowski. The guy's a fucking classic. Ever see Tree's Lounge? If not, rent it.
May take your advice on the Quivering Sphincter bar idea.
Problem is I would have to hire somebody to run the place. Art Eggleton is available I believe. I think it's safe to say he's probably greased a few palms in his day.........not to mention a few other parts of the male anatomy. hehehehe
Pass the Mazola there, Artie boy.

BTW, do you realize how rare it is to find a girl these days that actually knows how to clean a cornhole properly? How did you ever let her escape?
If you are definitely over her............do your buddy Craven a favour and PM me with her phone number.

Craven.

 

[leah g.]

She gave me my walking papers (after 3 weeks) when I told her that her mom was hot and asked her if it was possible if I could have mother/daughter sandwich.She responded with "Rusty first off your weiner is so big that it hurts when you enter me and secondly you're an absoloute prick for asking me to an engage in a sexual act with my mom" after this she never returned any of my calls.

 

[Ryan was born may 20th]

What a closed-minded bitch!
I'll pass on the phone number request, Rusty. It just wouldn't work out.

Craven.

 

[justme123]

Thanks Craven

I've come to the conclusion that I'm just too much of a joker and too immature to be involved in a relationship.The longest relationship I have ever been in has only lasted 1 month.Basically I'm perfect for the role of stand in boy friend.The kind of guy who comes over in the middle of the night for the quick wham bam thank you IT maam (I wish I was that for the IT girls) when they are pissed off at their significant others or just want a boy toy for the night.When you're as silly as I am you start to realize nothing you're involved in is normal.