Review Eva @ Cupids

[Frank Underwood]

Halfway through my recap of Cupid encounters it brings me to Eva. Once again, noteworthy to point out that I am not going in any particular order. I just sit down and start thinking about my experiences and whoever pops into my mind, I start writing. In this instance, I was browsing twitter when I saw Eva pop up on my twitter feed, and so I decided to write my review of her.



I eagerly awaited Eva’s arrival sitting down on the sofa watching the clock, restless with excitement and anticipation. She was running a little bit late but that is ok, I had no other plans but to fornicate wit an escort that evening. When she arrived, she came across as a party girl very loud and rumbustious. I found that charming at first, but then I realized that she smelled like alcohol. I figured, no harm to offer her a drink since she was clearly more than halfway through a night of partying. Boy this girl can drink!



Appearance wise, she has dark hair and her skin is fairer than in the pictures, but her face is noticeably big or large. I was expecting a girl with a small face the way the pictures on twitter make her appear. Her lips were very full, definitely fillers because of the duck like appearance, her eyes and eyelashes were my favorite feature on her since her eyelashes looked like two huge fans swinging from her eyelids, covering up a pair of very sultry eyes. I don’t put her in the hot category but attractive certainly not ugly. Age wise I would say mid to late 20s.



Her body, also thicker than the pictures. I would not say she is fat, but she is not skinny. She certainly had a thick waist, but I think it’s mostly genetics since her tummy did not protrude much. The thickness is not unwelcomed around the ass and thighs area, so on that respect I appreciated the generous portions that her legs represented to this hungry wolf. To be honest I feel that she does not look like her pictures at all. In the pictures I was expecting a smaller waist and a girl with a pear shape, but Eva is more evenly thick everywhere upper and lower body.



We were talking and talking about her mostly and to be honest with you, some of the ways she expressed herself were not very lady like. It could have been the alcohol. I am one foul mouthed guy at times, but I am a hypocrite and I prefer when a lady doesn’t have a foul mouth EXCEPT for when we are having sex. She went to the washroom, spent a really long time there and when she came out still fully clothed, she poured herself another drink and kept on talking. More than 35 minutes into the session now, I started thinking that if we don’t make a move now it’s just not going to happen.



I tried to initiate by putting my arm around her and bringing her closer for a kiss, but she made some excuse as to why she doesn’t kiss. I can’t even remember what she said. She started rubbing my thigh and touching me. I asked her to take off her clothes, but she said that if I wanted to do that then I should have told her earlier since she would like to take a shower first. She went back to the bathroom showered and came back almost 10 minutes later. At 45 minutes into the session, I became preoccupied that we wouldn’t have enough time but in a very matter of fact business way, she essentially told me to hurry up and get it over with because she was “fully booked” right after me.



To the best of my ability, I did my best to finish in a rush. The blowjob started off without a condom, then she put on the condom after 10 seconds, I looked at her with disapproval, so she went back to sucking it CBJ now. Rushed full service but got the job done, after that she went to the washroom again although she did not turn on the shower but spent the remainder of the time there. I am glad I crossed her off my list but I would not want to repeat or recommend.

 

[SuperSport]

They seem to have a full compliment of talent, did you get to try any Asians out?


I thought I had it rough when I go to the Spa looking for a good massage and fun time, then end up with decent massage, no tease,

left with only 7 minutes for fun. While that's not my idea of fun,,,,,,,,,


it's still better than her drinking my booze for 45 minutes, than yapping off when it's already past time for getting to work.

 

[Frank Underwood]

They seem to have a full compliment of talent, did you get to try any Asians out?


I thought I had it rough when I go to the Spa looking for a good massage and fun time, then end up with decent massage, no tease,

left with only 7 minutes for fun. While that's not my idea of fun,,,,,,,,,


it's still better than her drinking my booze for 45 minutes, than yapping off when it's already past time for getting to work.

I don't think anybody's idea of fun is to experience what happened to me. Nowadays it is just so much more cost effective to find a sugar baby on the numerous sugar sites, and hook up with a girl for $400 and keep her for several hours. When I think back at spending $400 for a girl to arrive drunk to my hotel room, continue drinking and spending so much time in the washroom doing God knows what.

The thing is, you can't even complain because that will just put a target sign on your back. That's why I wrote the review, to make sure others are aware and help the community.