Freaky Session # 1

[Metallic]

I guess I'll start with the first freakiest session that I had ever had. I had only
been massaging approx. 3 months, I was extremely new to the business and quite
low mileage as the adjustment period from office assistant at a Plastics company
to "mpa" were overwhelming at first.
While I was continuing to work 9-5 in the office, I moonlighted as an mpa at night. Why all the sudden? 3 seatbelt and 4 minor speeding
tickets later, I found I was in a $4.500/year insurance bracket. I needed to drive
to get to my daytime job, but I also needed to seriously increase my income. I had
a small introduction to the exotic world as a dancer for about 6 months, but I found
that I was more suited to a 1 on 1 conversation with gentlemen, as opposed to 1 on 250
gentlemen in a club atmosphere.

Three months into massaging, with a close friend of mine who was willing to try
massage to refrain the bank forclosing on her home, we both set out to obtain
our $$ goals.
One day, during our shift, a man requested us in a double. Our first double ever.
Mucho akward. He asked for the usual light mpa caressing eachother and the session
seemed to be going along smooth as pie. He appeared to be a wealthy white business
man, head of his corporation, and the session winded down to the usual completion
without a hitch. Just as we were about to walk away from the table, the client
stated he had a small request. From under the pillow he retreived a small gold spoon.
My inexperience led to a very puzzled look on my face. Was this a tip? Was
this his baby spoon he wanted to show us? Was he about to eat some pudding?

The request was asked plain and simple and confident. Could we scoop up his
swimmers with the spoon and feed it to him!
OH MY GOD! YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!!!
I looked at my girlfriend who had the same look of horror on her face!
"Sir, I'm sorry, but there is no way, ever, I am going to feed this to you and
not puke up my breakfast,lunch, and dinner"
He pleaded, he pratically cried, and would not leave the table until either one of
us did the deed. This went on for about 10 minutes.
"Ladies, if it's about money, I'll take care of you" he stated
"Sir, you don't understand, were new, we do massage, I've never even heard of
something like this, I mean, this is insane."(Please keep in mind how new I am
to any kind of fetish, kink, requests etc...)
"Listen girls, it will only take 1/2 a second, it will complete my session, or else I'll
feel unsatisfied, close your eyes if you want"
"FINE! I'll do it, just give me the spoon, were late coming out of the room, Jesus H
Christ, I can't believe this"

Sure enough, I take the spoon, quivering as I collect the aftermath as my hand
is shaking as I have half covered eyes, directing the spoon towards his mouth.
He pratically inhales the spoon, and receives it like a hungry child, complete
with "Hmmm's" and "Slops and slurps".
I am totally disgusted, shocked, disturbed, but the feelings quickly subside when
I know I am leaving the room. I had to leave the room to collect my thoughts and
escape the scenario that just played out.
My friend and I are dressed and ready to go when he says "Where are you going?"
"Sir, we have to go were late"
"Don't forget this" and he reaches under the pillow again.
He hands us 5 crisp $100 dollar bills each.
"Thank you ladies, your digust made the ending even more enjoyable"
Okay, now I am freaked out again. Is this guy for real? Maybe he's about to
kill me or something and rub the money in my blood! lol. Again, please understand
my inexperience, I had no idea then how harmless most clients are. Now, today,
it's just a fetish, back then, he was a crazy, loony, possibly escaped sex freak.

(Keep in mind, I had never received a tip of more that $20/$40 and I am stunned
that this guy would even bother. We were not expecting it, with our inexperience,
a $20 would have seemed sufficient. In retrospect, I guess he was one of those
very powerful figures in real life who usually are the opposite in their sexual
life. Plus later on, I probably felt that he realized we were not going to jump
at the thought of a tip, but more that the act itself was something we originally
intended not to do. I think it was a challenge for him to beg us otherwise.

I have always wondered what you guys think of these experiences. How does
a story like this rate as far as grossness to you guys? Is this a "no biggie" or is it totally disgusting to you guys. If I have to guess, I'd say the latter, but you
never know!

 

[Unknown]

I can just see Rusty drooling all over this.

I've heard a lot of what some guys have requested and this ranks right up there among weird fetishes.

 

[Cladia BAbii :)]

For some reason, I don't find the DFK after oral the same. That to me is more
of a SO relationship, where the partner your in love with doesn't find the mixing
of your "love potions" something disgusting. Besides, it's not whole mouth full, and
I think it shows your partner that he doesn't find what you just swallowed
was a nasty part of him. I would never repeat a first time sexual encounter
with a guy I cared for, if he found our fluids repulsive. You gotta love every inch
of 'em, in my opinion.

 

[Sanam]

You're my heroine!

 

[Eiginh]

One Saturday morning a couple of months ago I went for a session at one of the B Spas. My MPA was laughing as she told me about a client who arrived first thing that morning... and walked around the spa WITH A BANANA UP HIS ASS.

I'm sure most MPA's who work at spas with private showers can tell stories of requests for Golden Showers...

WRT sex in general:

I guess every person has a "line" they won't cross for either emotional or comfort reasons.

As for me, I have a difficult time even with MP DATY. It's not that I don't LOVE performing it, but will only do so with MPA's I trust. I usually like to hold the MPA's hand at the same time, coz I like the greater intimacy..

One time I caught an MPA staring at the ceiling during the act, and when she pulled her hand away I left the session rather upset.

It's like "why did I bother?"... financially & emotionally.

This is also why I generally prefer a couple of regular (IE> reliable) MPA's rather than playing the field. A regular girl can have an off day, but the follow up session is always good.

... and as for the original question. If some guy wants to eat his own juice, yeah, I think it's weird but he isn't hurting anybody else. As long as the MPA is cool with "the spoon" then I don't see the big deal...

 

[Billgun]

Thanks , it was very amusing as was #2 . It's nice to be reminded every once and awhile of how normal I actually am in comparison to some of the looney tunes running around

 

[daffodil]

Gross. That $500 will be gone fast but the memory of that experience will never leave you.

The kinkiest thing I've done is get a finger up my ass by a hot MPA.

 

[Google Help]

I have just stamped myself as the most normal client I know.
Having said that, if the MPA has no problem with requests by "different" clients then I say no harm no foul.
The most unusual request I have made is that the MPA rub some baby powder on my back after I shower, as I am dressing to leave. I'm such a FREAK!

 

[fantabulousfatima]

Okay, I've heard a lot of stories but that one beats 'em all. Kudos to you for not throwing up in the room.

I understand "different strokes for different folks" but this is a classic example of something that would jade an MPA I'm sure.

Thanks for the stories btw, it's interesting to hear about what happens on the other side.

 

[smmay2]

Amazing story but good for your memoirs. Think of the field day psych students can have with this. I don't remember if you said it was a baby golden spoon? That would have given this a very Freudian angle.

 

[LookForward]

Thanks for sharing your experience. I thought it was hilarious.
To each his own!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

definitely nasty....you hear something differnet everyday

 

[delphispolaris]

Isn't the best sex where there are no boundaries, as long as it is consensual by all. Whatever works is fine by me. I have seen an MPA who really got off DFK'n right after I performed Daty on her. She loved her own taste.

 

[Man city]

I'm disappointed. Nobody has mentioned Rosa @ BP let alone Vanessa @ Backfitness yet.

 

[Karrie Shmarrie <3]

Oh that's a relief! So all those girls that look disgusted with me at the end of a session are just trying to get a bigger tip?

 

[redhead]

I don't doubt RS is addictive. (*groan* I've been with Jazz too long )

I'm pretty much with Jazz on this one. As for "snowballing" if the chick is hot - it's hot.

Now, I'm just wondering which viewpoint needs to get out more ...

 

[element_ice5]

Especially the gag me with a spoon.

Groady, like eating toe-nails.

Fer sure.

Fer sure.
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I think of myself as very open minded.

But

Yes I would be stunned too.

 

[Von]

There is no jading for a session like that. At the time, yes, now, it's a laughable
matter because to me now, it is just an unusual fetish. At the time, there was a
digust because I never even knew people had fetish's like this. So at the time,
it was more jading because young ladies who just enter this type of work are
pre-programmed with the "normal social sexual activity" that we are all taught.
The sex industry teaches you, that there is a whole cornucopia of sexual wants,
behaviours, desires and fetishes that you would generally otherwise might not know.

For example, today, if a man I met in a bookstore, who kept looking down a my feet and shoes, he may very well have a foot fetish. I never would have known
that before had it not been for massage. And if we were in a relationship, he
may not let me know about it either for fear of being judged.
Another example:
if I had never entered massage, I would not have realized how many men enjoy dirty talk. Sure you hear a little from some magazines or from 1 or 2 male friends how much they enjoy dirty talk, but after massage, you come to really understand the different ways in which you can turn a man on. I am definately, 100%, better in touch with my sexuality and a partner's sexuality in my personal life after massage. People always take what they learned in their work into their life.

Any jading now, would definately be from a bad session in which my permission was
not given. But thankfully, I'm a good forgetter, and a person who tries to understand
that only I am responsible for my own actions and decisions. You have to accept a
certain risk if you massage, and the client is not completely blameless. Although
the percentage is small, it is common knowledge that abusive men visit their
agressiveness on women in the sex industry. I'd be fool -hearty to assume I could
walk away without any of these occurances.

 

[Sinner]

Sure, may be shocker to administer the act but knowing what we know today, just another fetish.

Many porn insists on DFK their partner after their partner went down on them. Could be another trend.

For the Psych people, gold spoon and male juice, the opposite of the Oedipus complex?

 

[Dannnnce]

... and let me tell you RS, it's surprising WHICH MPA's enjoy dirty talk too....
and how NASTY they like it... forced "ass to mouth" seems to be high on the list... LOL

God Bless 'em