"I give good head" in Japanese... a few questions.

[owlcroft]

I'm sure you know this, but that skit was intended as comedy for Japanese sick and tired of endless TV English shows.

As you suggest, the phrase is _highly_ gendered in a couple of places. "Atashi," for example, means "I" but its a word only women can use. If you are a guy and really want to use the phrase it would become

"ore ha kuchi de suru no wa umai yo"

Even that, though, sounds pretty far over the top. Maybe there are contexts outside a comedy skit or selling sex services on line where you could use it, but they'd be few and far between.

If you really feel the need to advertise your ability, and have the skills to back it up, you could say "onna de umarete yokatta to omowasemasu yo" which would mean "I'll make you glad you were born a woman." It's clear what you are promising but it sounds natural if a little on the macho/cocky side.

Hope this helps.

 

[Tyler Durden]

"I give good head" in Japanese... a few questions.

I say say it and see what happens

 

[Peyton]

"I give good head" in Japanese... a few questions.

Like a lot of people, I've laughed at this "English lesson." Part two of it is "I give good head." (And later, "I give good head. You give good head. My parents give good head. My grandmother gives good head. My relatives give good head too!" )

Anyway, I later found a transcription of it, and the key phrase appears to be:

あたし口でするのはうまいのよ

The subcaptioning in the video translates this as "I do it well with my mouth." Which after some research, I think is pronounced more or less something like:

"atashi kuchi desuru nohau mai no yo"

I am curious as to whether this is gendered, or whether "I do it well with my mouth" can refer also to cunnilingus. I'm friends with some Japanese girls who I'd like to advertise that fact to...

If I've gotten the pronounciation wrong, or if I need to change anything before saying it as a male to a female, I'm very interested in corrections from those who know more Japanese than I do.