IT has the most adorable new business cards....

[Pompal 09.]

I went to IT today to try out their new state of the art bidets(which are just magnificent). Jasmine informed me that they had new business cards. The new business cards are just as cute as a button.They are on a solid white background with a stylish blue T on a white background, with a blueish white sparkling circle just over the T. It actually looks like a cute little guy begging for your love and affection.They were so cute that I grabbed not only one for myself, but also a few for my family members and friends. These new IT business cards are going to make a great conversation peice wherever I end up going this long weekend (if I ever end up leaving my basement, that is).

Kudos, Paul. These new business cards are almost as sexy as the women in which you employ.

PS If there was one thing I would change about the cards, it would be to have them be brownie scented. It makes a lot of sense, seeing as everyone loves the appetizing aroma of brownies.

 

[SnappleGirl69]

Rusty:

I am so sick of ur stupid jokes that u think are funnny, I for one think they are a good indication of your Very very low IQ level........

Hope u get some help soon!

 

[flexcavano]

I second kewluke's post!!!

This constant free advertising of IT is not only very transparent, but it is also getting very old...

Funny how these idiotic posts are never taken off the board or to the lobby where they belong!!!

 

[I feel better]

I think the constant changing of handles and poor spelling skills are good indications of low IQ.

Rusty, these business cards sound swell. Paul, on top of being a shrewd businessman, is a good kid.

 

[Searcher 5.0]

Well who knows how many times Rusty or Paul has changed his handles??!! But it is all in good fun but I think most agree that we need to get some more reviews going!

 

[Canned Frijoles]

Maybe you could PM Paulie asking him for some info and then you could post the PM for the rest of us to see?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Kill the Rusty,Kill the Rusty...gimmie a break.Rusty...you go girl.

 

[cindlurvarchie]

As innane and annoying as Ref and Rusty can be (amongst others, I dont mean to leave any of the other attention deficit people out of the list), their posts are no worse that the US-bashing or other needless bandwith wasting threads on here.

But I agree, if it doesnt directly relate to the forum, it needs to go into the Lounge. Maybe the Moderators can start moving such material to a special place?

However, Paul is a class act, IT has some of the hottest girls in Toronto, and I'm sure his business cards are just swell even if they dont smell like brownies.

 

[mariobro94]

Rusty did a review on the new business cards at IT. He kept his review within the new reporting guidelines of massageplanet.net. No mention of extra's and whether or not he experienced a release from the new cards.

 

[crknapp79]

Are we starting a new hobby - collecting MP business cards? Does it cost money? If yes, how much? If no, why review?

 

[psyche]

I have a ton of those cards that float around Woodbridge from cheesy spas, that use models piz. My fav was Alley Bagget ( I think ) in red polka dot panties and brazier from 1999. I don't recall which spa, but it's probably closed making it a collectors item.

 

[Amanda R]

huh???!!! WTF does that mean??!!

 

[leelou]

Nobody around these here parts that fits that there diagnosis, Muffinman

 

[Darlene]

I, for one, care less for them.

 

[bballgurlis]

Rusty,

Since we all know you have considerable pull with Paul, and I mean that in a non-sexual way, do you think you could convince him to have the new cards printed at poster size? That way, when they are placed under my car's windshield wipers as an inducement to do business, it would have the added benefit of keeping the interior of my car protected from the sun's hot glare on those stifling summer days.

PS: Don't mind Kewluke - he's just jealous of your close friendship with Paul and is also allergic to the smell of baked goods.

 

[Pompal 09.]

That is an excellent idea.

I know that Paul is currently working on making an IT alcoholic beverage that will soon be available at LCBO's across the GTA. I dont see why he would'int be interested in making poster-sized IT business cards.

PS Who is your favourite character on Leave It To Beaver? In my opinion they are all great, but I would have to say my two faves are Eddie Haskell aka The Original Shit Disturber and Larry Mondello aka The Sugar Bear

 

[c_marie]

Sure - if you want me to review Paige, just set me up with a complimentary session. But please, make sure not to make my appt. during the York Region LE raid this week...

 

[Just To Me]

"League" is spelt this way, son. Who are you inferring is in and out of jail? With all the stuff going on at your places, I wouldn't be the one to talk. I was speaking to a York Region detective last week and quite a few more MPs are in the targets.

Paper route is great. "EXTRA EXTRA !!! Read all about it!!" - extras @ IT that is...

The bank job is great - funny though, haven't seen you come in lately to pay your taxes on all that CASH you make??!!

Remember, you started this by making an insult at me...

 

[Mushu]

Paul - do you need a few bucks so that you can get a shorter belt??? The way you have to loop around your father's belt around your 22 inch waste is kinda gay...

 

[Kelsi]

lol, this is better than WWE

You guys come up with the funniest insults ^_^