Italian virginity test.

[Kirk]

Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if
his bride-to-be is still a virgin.His doctor says, "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things
for whatwe call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit. A small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."Mario asks, "And what do I do with these things, doc?"The doctor replies, "Before you climb into bed on
your wedding night, you paintone of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, ‘That's the strangest pair of balls I’ve ever seen’, you hit her with the shovel.'

 

[tbunny1us]

very orignal, I will be looking for the kit for sure.

 

[Cannoli]

But the Italion colours are Red and Green! *grin*

 

[olsonraymond]

Perhaps you can come up with a better ending for this joke than hitting her with a shovel, given your audience here on massageplanet.