Kids Lessons Learnt

[jzeasussiriinqebt]

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.

> 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

> 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

> 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

> 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

> 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

> 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

> 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

> 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

> 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

 

[Goldie6669]

i like that