Kids

[Gia C]

Little mary put her head round the kitchen door, 'Hey mum can 8 year olds get pregnant?'
'Of course not ' replied mum,
Mary turned round 'Its ok fellas, we can keep playing the game'



The English teacher asked Johnny to give her a sentence using the word 'definitely'.
Johnny thought for a few minutes then said 'Miss, does a fart have lumps in?'
A little shocked Miss quickly recovered her composure,
'No not to my knowledge, why do you ask?'
Well, Miss, I've definitely just s--- myself!'


First day at school the boys are assessing the new teacher.
'How old do you think she is?' said little Fred
'Dunno' said his mate 'but if we can get her knickers off we can find out'
'How will that help?' said Fred.
'Well, on the back of mine it says 8-10 years'

 

[wnydyuwk]

lol thanks windy these cheered me up.
Linda