Krayjee shat in his pants on the ninth hole

[BangerStyle]

So as the story goes, he scrambled to the club house but couldn’t make it and shat in his pants on the 9th hole fairway.

 

[UsefulIdiot]

So as the story goes, he scrambled to the club house but couldn’t make it and shat in his pants on the 9th hole fairway.

Shit happens. Live long enough and it will happen to you. In Uni I once overdid tequila, stole a traffic cone and took it home in a cab. On the way I had a wet fart. I had to sit on one cheek to avoid befouling the taxi.

 

[Hornet]

 

[krayjee]

That's a good one Hornet.
Bangerstyle was just another jealous ass.
Here is what I did last night after golf.



Steam sea bass dinner at Thai restaurant, then went to JR, spent a few minutes in sauna and a good massage with Eva. That's life for me. Too bad Amanda and Vicky was fully booked.
Life is good , only if you know how to enjoy it.

BTW..Golf after sex must be a good thing. I played right after I had fun with Cecilia yesterday. I played so well and shot 2 over par yesterday. No wonder Tiger went for a quickie with a waitress just before his golf game. ..haha. I am already thinking which holes to play today..lol.

 

[Datymon]

That's a good one Hornet.
Bangerstyle was just another jealous ass.
Here is what I did last night after golf.

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Steam sea bass dinner at Thai restaurant, then went to JR, spent a few minutes in sauna and a good massage with Eva. That's life for me. Too bad Amanda and Vicky was fully booked.
Life is good , only if you know how to enjoy it.

BTW..Golf after sex must be a good thing. I played right after I had fun with Cecilia. I played so well and shot 2 over par yesterday. No wonder Tiger went for a quickie with a waitress just before his golf game. ..haha

That seas bass dish reminds me of a New Years Eve dinner in Phuket - awesome.

Which restaurant is it?

 

[BangerStyle]

What a looser. keeps a cell phone in a sauna to take pictures of himself. Krayjee you soiled your pants on the golf course

 

[krayjee]

That seas bass dish reminds me of a New Years Eve dinner in Phuket - awesome.

Which restaurant is it?

Thai Basil at Bayview and majormac HSBC plaza. They have another branch on 467 Bloor st west . Menu item #610 on the menu card, but 630 in their computer. best to call and order ahead cuz it takes 20 minutes to cook.

 

[Old No. 7]

What a looser. keeps a cell phone in a sauna to take pictures of himself. Krayjee you soiled your pants on the golf course

Posts like this always make me laugh.
You call someone a loser and don't even spell the word correctly.
Begs the question - Who really is the loser?

 

[krayjee]

What a looser. keeps a cell phone in a sauna to take pictures of himself. Krayjee you soiled your pants on the golf course

Phone in the sauna can be very useful sometimes baby...
Don't get so jealous. Have a look.

 

[Hornet]

Posts like this always make me laugh.
You call someone a loser and don't even spell the word correctly.
Begs the question - Who really is the loser?

The real question is who cares?

I’d guess at least 95% of the people on this board have a story of a Shart happening to them. I’ve got my story too. You go to lunch a get a bad hit of roti, chilli chicken, Indian or Mexican food and you’ll be doing the clenched ass cheek shuffle two-step dance to the nearest bathroom too. It only gets extremely embarrassing if it’s a cannon blast with sonic boom where there are some friendly casualties (collateral damage) involved.

 

[krayjee]

It happened to me a few yrs back at Platinum spa. I forgot what bad food I had, I just couldn't hold it any more and did my number 2 in the room. Fortunately the room I had has a toilet in the room. The second room on the left, if I remember correctly. I had to yell out the girl to give me a few more minutes while I was using the towel as a fan to make the smell went away..lol.

I am sure some of you guys may remember I posted a picture of some poos one customer left behind in the basement shower room at E&M. That was frkn gross.

 

[BmH6769]

Phone in the sauna can be very useful sometimes baby...
Don't get so jealous. Have a look.
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Looks like more activities than sauna

 

[ppc]

Looks like more activities than sauna

Maybe he was having a table shower?

 

[ppc]

Which sauna’s room was that? Lamonny? I hope it has the sound insulation there otherwise the noise or laugh can be heard from other rooms .Like you said Rita made a loud noise and wish she is back to the spa before winter comes.

 

[krayjee]

Looks like more activities than sauna

You do know her very well KEA.

 

[ppc]

You do know her very well KEA.

Kj where and who was in the sauna? Never had the sauna with the attendant b4?

 

[Jethro Tull]

That's a good one Hornet.
Bangerstyle was just another jealous ass.
Here is what I did last night after golf.

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Steam sea bass dinner at Thai restaurant, then went to JR, spent a few minutes in sauna and a good massage with Eva. That's life for me. Too bad Amanda and Vicky was fully booked.
Life is good , only if you know how to enjoy it.

BTW..Golf after sex must be a good thing. I played right after I had fun with Cecilia yesterday. I played so well and shot 2 over par yesterday. No wonder Tiger went for a quickie with a waitress just before his golf game. ..haha. I am already thinking which holes to play today..lol.

I hope you cleaned yourself off before the dinner and sauna.

 

[ppc]

Shit, based on the angle of the first shot, I thought those were your sexy Thai legs LOL.

I was once banging a fave from behind and she was open to letting me take a pic but I didn't want to take a chance with my company phone...dammit

You are taking your company phone to the spa. Be careful about the search function and the location whether it is on or not?

 

[Hornet]

 

[BangerStyle]

well we know all of Krayjee’s handles now. What a peasant. Now Krayjee go wipe your ass you smell like your usual self. Shit. So easily manipulated and measured.