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<div class="bbWrapper">Did you hear about the terrible sinking of the cargo ship which was carrying shoes? Thousands of soles were lost to the sea that day.<br />
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I've found something my wife's bum doesn't look big in... The distance!<br />
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My wife says the salad I make tends to be a bit on the "dry" side. It's definitely something that needs addressing.<br />
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I went on a date with a girl who said she loved animals.<br />
I said, "I work with animals every day."<br />
She said, "That's so sweet. What do you do?"<br />
I replied, "I'm a butcher!"<br />
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Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn after 24 hours…<br />
So they called it a day!<br />
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What’s the difference between a camera and a sock?<br />
A camera takes photos, and a sock takes five toes.<br />
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Whats the best gift to give someone? A broken Drum. Nobody can beat it.<br />
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