MPA's say the craziest things

[masdradok]

There was a previous thread about a MPA saying something to a guy, which may or may not be a ploy just to get him back into the door.

This got me thinking about some of the things some MPA's have said to me just to get me back in.

A couple of things; "you remind me of my ex-boyfriend" , "you have the sexiest body I've ever seen" , " but the one that takes the cake" I want to take you home and eat you up". I'm serious. I went back the next day & nothing. (sucker)


So I would love to hear some experiences. Just so I know what else to look for.

 

[Aidan]

One time when I went to see Brunetta at Wally's Spa she told that when she really feels comfortable with a client she likes to smell his farts.Next thing you know Brunetta has her face pressed up against my bum yearning for me to toot.I tell ya,that dont make them much stranger than Brunetta.

 

[Howdy!!]

After receiving FS from an MPA she told me I reminded her of her brother.

 

[Answer King]

Well, to answer your question big ben, I've had MPAs tell me they liked me and kissed me after the session was over. This may be a ploy to get me to return but I usually I never return.

 

[????? answers]

the worst in recent visits has been "you'll have a better time next time"...haven't gone back yet!!!

...plus i was given all the right phrases...you're cute ( I know)...you work out (yes I do)...you have nice lips (give me a chance and I'll really show ya)

...anyhow, it was pretty much a you're a super great guy...but I only work in STAGES...the full effect of my massage will only be seen in multiple visits...(she didn't say that but that's how I took it)

 

[Exodiafinder]

I got that "it gets better" routine once from an MPA. I didn't get hooked on her for awhile and the massages did get better.

 

[ichliebedich]

This doesn't count as something that was said to me, but I have had a couple of sessions where the girl refused a tip for the extras. Each time this has happened it has been with East European women, and I had not negotiated the extra before hand. We had just sort of started touching each other and things progressed from there. Perhaps not surprisingly, those were also some of the most enjoyable sessions I can remember.

 

[Pat A]

Yes, I've had the "meet for coffee" suggestion or for a drink on several occasions. One MPA did follow through and we've met for coffee several times and most times she buys the coffee. No names forthcoming on that one.

On another occasion, there was a "will you be my friend, will you help me improve my english." From what I've read about her she was a fairly high mileage girl, but with me she never did anything special and much less than what I've read about the experiences of others with her. I think she was serious as she was planning to go back to school and we spoke several times on the phone but never went any further than that.

Or "you're marriage material", "give me your phone number and I'll call you". Same girl, never called. But things like that don't work and have the opposite effect with me. If they say something like that and don't follow through with their word, I generally move on.

 

[ariamna d]

Once after the session was over with a particullar mp she asked me how is it that i had such soft skin. I thought this to be very weird becuse she kept asking me what was my secret. I told her it was years of eating low fat butter. She thanked me and told me next time i came backs extras were free. I went back the next day and got the deal.

 

[chacoa]

MPA wanting to smell your farts is quite funny..just don't get over zealous and drop a load.
Like any sales people I pretty much ignore everything they say, which usually is in the "you smell good/are handsome/have a nice body" range. I'd rather the MPA shows it than says it.

 

[Kelle]

I had one MPA at HFH go down my face after the massage and say I had wonderful eyebrows, eyes, cheeks, lips....telling me what she liked about each feature on my face. She said it with so much sincerity I almost believed her!... now that's GFE experience for ya

 

[Missy.]

My alltime favourite was, "You have a beautiful penis." Sorry, my dear, but I've seen Mr. Happy on more than one occasion, and "beautiful" isn't the word I'd choose to describe him...

I'm going back to see her, but not to find out exactly how beautiful my wally is.

 

[Lovely:)]

I will only believe a MPA if she tells me to keep my money and then askes to see me outside of work.

This happened to me at a strip club once but I was a chicken back then.

Remember, MPA's along with strippers may or may not like what they are doing. May or may not be attracted to you. But please remember, "it's all about the $$$$$"!!!!

Don't let yourself get sucked in.

 

[adeu_love-2009]

hit the nail on the head there Ben. Although I'd believe an MPA or stripper if they actually agreed to meet me outside of work even if they kept the money.

 

[Crow T. Robot]

The weirdest thing any mpa said to me was to blurt out "holyfuckenshit!!" just as I flipped over, obviously aroused. I know that I'm averagely hung, and that this was just an act, but the sudden surprised way she said it made me feel pretty good>