Must read for 2 sexxxy...

[allenrubink]

Just wondering 2sexxxy, who is your all time favorite MPA? and if she ever asked you out on a date you wouldn't consider dating her. Unless of course you are just too cool to do that. Just like you are too cool to work at 7-11.

BTW I was reading your responses to MyItaewon's "Big mistake"
thread and your methods of "juggling women" were classics. Now those, made me laugh.

You know what I try to do sometimes? As I read massageplanet.net I like to picture the different posters in my head. Anybody else do that? You know try to put a face or a character behind a handle. I came-up with the following for you.

I think, that you are young, maybe 20.21. You just got a half-ass job at some company that you think is the greatest thing that could happen to anyone. You hang-out at clubs with your friends try to pick-up and "juggle women" but when that doesn't work because of your too cool attitude, you can now resort to SCs and MPs because you got a few bucks to spend now. Couldn't do that on a 7-11 payroll could you?

I now also know why the SPs have their own board to discuss their experiences with their clients and that's because of conceeded (Spelling), insensitive pric*s like yourself.

So next time you are at an MP or SC try to be a little more considerate and think that the person you're talking to is a human being or have you had so many bad experiences with women or have been refused so many times that you are just mad at women in general?

What I'm saying is show a little respect in your posts or better yet GROW-UP.

Of course this post was not meant to insult you, these are just my opinions...

 

[Pompal 09.]

Now That's a reply!..............hehehehehehehe.....Bravo.

How do you see me Sarge?

Jazzman

 

[Ladyhawke]

Sarge, I totally disagree with you. I too had a laugh at advice on dating an MPA in the Big Mistake thread. It's a classic example of how some dudes think the crap that comes out their mouths is pure gold (ie Cliff Claven disease)! But then I realized, that advice was just a pile of lies upon lies. Once you're in that deep, you can't get out. Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode. So I see him as a cross between Cliff Claven and George Costanza. Especially with that double dating idea. You just know the name Vandelay Industries is gonna be mentioned.

As for 7-11: With products named Slurpee and Super Big Gulp, and with it's hours; if they were in the MP biz, they'd make a killin'!

 

[jake long]

Funny Sarge....whenever I see his posts this sentence keeps popping into my head.... "I'm too sexy for my shirt; too sexy for my shirt; so sexy it huuuuuurts!"

What makes it even more ridiculous is that I'm pretty sure auld Freddie here is saying Riiiiiiight every time he reads it....


Damn, now I can't get the freaking tune out of my head..... thanks Sarge...

I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party, No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model, you know what I mean, And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car, Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat, Too sexy for my hat, what d'you think about that

I'm a model, you know what I mean ,And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah, I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my

'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean, And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk, yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat, Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song


(too sexy for some pussy? too sexy for a car? Are we sure this isn't Gramage? *lol*)

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hey Tiger,

Act like a client-get treated like a client.
Act like a regular guy-get treated like a regular guy.

If you want to get out but can't get out, that's a weakness on your part, you'd be that way whether you're dating an MPA or not.

 

[NoNo]

conceited

 

[jay]

Shiek,,, thanks a lot buddy... I know have that Right Said Fred song in my head playing over and over... HAHAHAHAHA.. make it stop!!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Fanny.... Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! *lol*

Penix....blame Sarge, he was the one that started it... I finally got it to stop. I have fond memories of laughing my ass off at these posturing gay muscleboy brothers and that was enough to do it...the fact that they were gay makes me understand why they are too sexy for some pussy.... (I know its crude...)

 

[heart.picklez]

Shiek.. thanks again bud.... that gay thought made that song come to crashing halt!!

 

[Sanam]

They were? I thought they still are....

 

[italiangirl13111]

To the Searg

You are very close I am 23 however I dont have a mediocre job I go to university. I do go to clubs and pick up lots of girls. Problem is girlfriends to me as a young guy are a waste of time.

To answer your question no I would not date my fav mpas, I live on the planet earth not on a planet filled with fairy dust and egg mcmuffins.

To me there is no point of sugar coating the truth.

P.S. Best heel poster in the game.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I wish our wolrd was filled with egg mcmuffins and MPA' s that would date me.I once had a dream that I slept over at my fave MPA's Jenna's house and woke up the next morning tickling her back while watching a riveting episode of The Cosby Show..............awww was I dissapointed when I woke up and realized it was a mere dream =(