My horrible experience at Markham Oasis MP

[Eva S]

After a whole week of hard work, I decided to check out the Oasis Massage Parlour in Markham on 505 Hood Road. I have read a lot about it and my friend had also told me about it. I get there and is greeted by an older man about 40-50 years old. To be honest, I was a bit disappointed because I am used to places where all the girls are sitting out front and you get to choose whoever you want. Nevertheless, the place is small and simple but quite tidy. There's only 4 rooms plus a shower and a bathroom. I asked to see Judi because that's the girl my friend recommended but the older man tells me that she is not working that day. He tells me that everyone is busy and that I'll have to wait about 10-15 minutes. Anyways, it turned out to be more like a half an hour wait. He then brings me into a room and asks if I want to shower. I say yes. There's no shower in the room, you have to go outside. I go to use the bathroom first and when I got there, it was heavily sprayed with air freshener which was sprayed to cover up the smell of someone who had just taken a huge dump. I go back into the room and soon, very pretty girl by the name of Sarah comes in. I ask her what the options and the prices were... $20 $40, $60 and I took the NR. When she undressed, she had a beautiful body but she totally stunk like armpit!! And I thought the smell in the bathroom was bad!! I decided to make some small talk with her but she was not very friendly. I asked her if she liked her job (stupid question I guess) and she says,"I don't think anyone really likes jerking off men for a living." I say, Well, that guy at the front seems like a nice guy to work for. Sarah was probably just jealous of Judi. Anyways, all she did was bad-mouth all the girls she worked with. I thought it was kinda odd because she didn't have the usual fishy taste that most women had. Then she finished me off. Then, what she did next totally digusted me. She grabbed the towel on the pillow to get me a hot towel. This means that I had probably put my head on some guys cum if they use the same towel for both purposes!! I had to go to the doctor's. Sarah was very pretty and all, and with a great body too but hell no... I wouldn't touch her again with a ten feet pole. And I definietly do not recommend the place. I've been to much better places before. The girl I still liked the best is Dinah who used to work at Colliseum. She's the beautiful blond who dyed her hair brown and is the Pamela Anderson type. If anyone knows where she went, please let me know. She was kinda pricey but worth every penny.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Check your PM please.

 

[Corn]

Im sorry to hear of your bad expirience n.a. although the part about the old guy taking a dumpus in the bathroom had Rouge Pubes laughing his pubes off.Try and stick to the tried and true places to avoid dissappointment.

This is Rouge Pubes signing off

 

[SLF]

Hmmmm, This place has a very good reputation so I am quite surprised to see this post.

Also, didn't this place move to Esna Park last week?

 

[Ambu]

Actually, they've just moved to 400 Esna Park Unit 8. It's quite a bit bigger and nicer too. I think you- 'Neveragain' should give the place another try. They actually have some very nice girls there. I think you were very unlikely to get Sarah that day because I also didn't like her. I found her very hateful. It seems like she hated her boss and all the girls she worked with. She had nothing nice to say about anyone. I was actually VERY pissed off at her because when she found out I was actually looking for Judy that day, she told me that Judy didn't work there anymore and that she went back to stripping. I said, "but Andy told me she wasn't in that day and should be back Monday." She says, "no, he fired her and he's just trying to keep all her customers here so no one would look for her. He's greedy you know." Well, it turned out she was lying. Judy is still working there. I went on a wild goose-chase which was not very nice. Sarah's just a very jealous and sneaky person. She's not a bad looking girl but honestly, I wouldn't recommend her. I don't want to spend me money and half an hour listening to someone blabbing on and on about how she hates everyone. And you're totally right about those smelly armpits of her's... When those sexy clothes are off, Her armpits really rocks!!! J.C.

 

[MissDementia]

My source told me that Sara is no longer employed at Oasis

 

[MelissaHudgens]

Was Sara the Korean girl?

 

[jobromancer]

neveragain.......... go back there and see Sally or Tiffany and you'll be happy
come on.......... it's life man, some good...... some bad... maybe next day Sarah gonna change her attitude if you still coming back to her........ who knows??? and be smart!!

 

[leelou]

There's three Korean girls at Oasis, not two. Sophie's the nice one and Sara's the not so nice one. Sophie's real cute and friendly with a nice attitude. A funny girl who really knows how to make you laugh. I only tried Sara once and all she did was bad-mouth Sophie the whole session. She said some pretty bad things about Sophie which I didn't appreciate since I really like Sophie. And it's funny how you all comment on Sara's armpit smell. I guess she must smell like that all the time. Maybe she never heard of a thing called deodorant or mouthwash. I heard that Sara hasn't been back at all since the new year because she couldn't get her licence. Apparently, she didn't pass her health exam. At least the licencing people are doing their job. I heard she's coming back though, although I don't know how she's going to work without her licence. I wouldn't recommend her anyways. I still haven't tried the other Korean girl Karen. My friend told me she's really nice. Think I'll try her the next time I'm in.

 

[Mariska]

Haven't been there in a long time, but I have always had excellent experiences with Monica and Judy. Massages from Tammy and Sophie have been good as well.

Would definitely recommend trying them again.

 

[Annabel]

I was there a few months ago, and saw Nikki...anyone know if she is still there? And where exactly is the new location? Is it nicer than the old one? Showers in the room perhaps?

 

[cadisneygirl]

The new location was posted by J.C. earlier in the thread. It is about a km west of the old location.

 

[Phi Mu SiS]

Went in to the new location last week without an appointment. The new place is quite a big improvment over 505 Hood Road IMO, and worth a visit. Saw Judy...I've seen her a couple of times before...same good service...nothing spectacular, but not bad either...and she still knows how to make use of her best assets

Just wanted to add a bit to the thread...apparently Monica and Julia both left. As such, there are two new girls starting...Nicole and I forgot the other girl's name.

To neveragain....Oasis has been quite reliable over the years, and I would suggest another visit...if you like Orientals, Jenny and Sophie are quite good.

C

 

[Dmitri]

Cool, everything sounds cool here.

I'm taking my buddy to a massage parlour on Wednesday night for his birthday and this place sounds very promising.

Does anyone have a phone number or a website address for this place?

 

[banananose_89117]

The new number for Oasis is 905-940-2677.

FYI for future reference -- all information of this type is available from Romeo's Purple Pages -- one of the best assets available to the hobbyist:

http://www.romeospurplepages.com/Massage/

 

[joliee]

"I don't think anyone really likes jerking off men for a living."

That is so funny. I would die if a girl ever said that to me...that's probably why I don't talk to them...and if I did I wouldn't ask "How do you like this job?"

 

[Kaitlynn W]

Why is that so bad? I'd like to have a job where I am fingering female customers all day long.

Funny how we pay MPAs to turn them on (ie. DP, DATY, DFK, FS, etc.)