My wife needs a female friend

[Ursus]

This morning, my wife asked me to driver her to a store. She did so because she was scared to drive on her own. So, I made plans to drive her, but as soon as I did, she said:

It's OK. You don't need to drive me anymore. I can drive myself.

I knew what my wife was doing, just like I knew what Daniella was doing when she tried to play games with me. So, I told my wife:

I am a guy. I don't like the games. You need to find a female friend that you can lie, cheat and play games with. But don't do it with me. I don't want that shit.


If you try to have a civil relationship with a woman, they are incapable of doing so. They need to constantly manipulate and create drama.

 

[Ursus]

Btw, for the guys that feel triggered about me having a wife, don't worry.................................in your mind I don't actually live with anyone except my Mother. And even with that, you can continue to think I live in the basement of my Mother's house.

You are welcome.

 

[IronHeart]

Where do you find time to take indian cocks then?

 

[johnbuyba]

this is fake. boring.

 

[Ursus]

I bought $0.65 cent jeans today and I also bought a $10 hair clipper to cut my own hair with. So, I cut my hair this afternoon and now I am wearing my $0.65 cent jeans too.

The wealthier I get the cheaper I get.

This is what Jews must feel like every day.

 

[Ursus]

Its slippery on the roads right now.

Just drove my Chinese wife to the Indian grocer.

Stay off the roads folks - too dangerous.

 

[Leviathan]

Ursula , you mean your mother needs a female friend. LoL

Lord Kray

 

[Pay2Play]

Its slippery on the roads right now.

Just drove my Chinese wife to the Indian grocer.

Stay off the roads folks - too dangerous.

Stay of the internet Ursus - too boring!

 

[Ursus]

I have no idea what you are saying.

 

[c1000]

You remind me of Norman Bates from Psycho.

I'm sure there will be a corpse of your mother in your home.

 

[Pay2Play]

I have no idea what you are saying.

No surprise

You remind me of Norman Bates from Psycho.

I'm sure there will be a corpse of your mother in your home.

Not likely. There is a good chance his mother realized what a schmuck he would become and most likely abandoned him.

 

[BigDickMaster]

What is this???

 

[Oakmissburlguy]

Your ‘wife’ needs a new ‘husband’!

 

[Oakmissburlguy]

Most importantly go to the General Discussions section of Massage Planet you fucken idiot!
This section is about spas and massage attendants.
Stop clogging this section up with your fucken drivel ASSHOLE!

 

[pluto101]

Ursula , you mean your mother needs a female friend. LoL

Lord Kray

Ya fucking so rude. Do ya want be his father?


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[Leviathan]

I am his illegitimate father. LoL

Lord Kray

Ya fucking so rude. Do ya want be his father?


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[stripfan]

Why not make friends with your wife's female friend?

 

[Ursus]

Why not make friends with your wife's female friend?

Actually, my wife is best friends with my ex-girlfriend.

And I did ask my wife to meet Sweet Alice, but my wife got angry and refused to go to dinner to meet her. So, that didn't work out as planned. But, I did ask. I made the effort.

When I traveled to Asian, my wife made friends with one of my Chinese girlfriends and she called my Japanese girlfriend and starting asking WAY TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

Sigh.

Moral of the story is:

Don't have more than 1 girlfriend and a wife at the same time. Doesn't work out.

 

[Ursus]

Most importantly go to the General Discussions section of Massage Planet you fucken idiot!
This section is about spas and massage attendants.
Stop clogging this section up with your fucken drivel ASSHOLE!

Put me on ignore. Problem solved.

 

[Barney_B]

Actually, my wife is best friends with my ex-girlfriend.

And I did ask my wife to meet Sweet Alice, but my wife got angry and refused to go to dinner to meet her. So, that didn't work out as planned. But, I did ask. I made the effort.

When I traveled to Asian, my wife made friends with one of my Chinese girlfriends and she called my Japanese girlfriend and starting asking WAY TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

Sigh.

Moral of the story is:

Don't have more than 1 girlfriend and a wife at the same time. Doesn't work out.

Whoa, so Sweet Alice wants nothing to do with you. Yet, you ask your wife (or Alice) to have dinner with the other. There is something odd about this thread. Or you...