This sound more like advertisement or self-promotion.
As I say in the title TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM.
Granted the place is clean... it should be. The place is brand new. They only have 2 ladies working there right now.
I went there this afternoon and had a massage from a late thirties - early forties black haired lady. (I don't even know if she told me her name) She had a tatoo on her tummy, chesty about 5'2. She was pretty full of herself. She had enough makeup on her face to ice a wedding cake. She didn't stop talking and she was so fake. Every sentence ended with 'baby'. She's got this horrible voice like Linda Leatherdale from ROB TV.
Room fee $60 (supposed to included dip in hot tub with her) We spent 10 minutes in the hot tub. She got in as far as her knees. She kept complaining about how hot the water was. I finally said "Let's go to the table."
I thought that I purchased a MSOG, BS & NR combo. Boy was I wrong. The back massage was like someone smacking me with wet fish. No teasing at all. No BS yet. She talked dirty, but it was all fake.
My turn to massage her. I thought maybe I'd get my first crank while massaging her. No luck. She couldn't decide whether or not she was going to allow DP, so I gave up.
I hop back on the table. No BS. She starts going at Johnson. It wasn't a pleasant tug. It was more like a tug of war. She cleans me up with kleenex. I've got kleenex bits on my lower beard. She suggests that I go wash myslef off. Fine..I figure, I've got 15 minutes left in my session, maybe she'll give me the BS as a grand finally. Instead, she heads over to her clothes. I'm like WTF??? She then starts asking for the pre-agreed upon tip. I tell her forget it. She promissed me close to FS and I got shitty fast food service. I'm to embarassed to tell you what we agreed upon, but I only paid her half. She called in the chunky owner/MPA. I was told "Don't come back!!!"
It's a damn shame. This could be a really nice place if they hire the right ladies.
Atmosphere 9
Massage 6
Release 6
Attitude 4