Newbie Report. Part 3. Do you mean to tell me that there

[Susanna]

This is a continuation from a thread that begins at http://www.phuket-info.com/forums/m...-march-26-april-3-2010-part-1-a-new-post.html

A few more practical themes that may be of interest to new recruits, and hopefully entertaining to veterans. As previously, many thanks to the board members whose many posts provided much appreciated guidance for my first visit.

What women want
I’ve noticed a lot of posts where someone requests suggestions for things they can do with a girl that they really like. Purchasing gold has been discussed extensively in the threads, and I won’t discuss it further. Here are some alternatives:

By pure accident, I found out that they love Fish Massage! We were in the basement level in Jungceylon and saw tourists getting their feet washed, then immersed in a 20 gallon aquarium filled with 3-inch fish. Seems the little buggers feed on dead skin, bacteria, fungus etc. Only 200B for 20 minutes. The second we stuck our feet in the water, hundreds of the little rascals went instantly to work. Imagine having your feet in a tank of Alka-Seltzer on crack, but the bubbles have nippy little teeth! For the first minute or so it was really intense and it took some real willpower to keep our feet in. We were both laughing our butts off, having a great time. Don’t miss this. Follow up with a 1-hour foot massage and still come out under 1000B for the two of you. Great package.

Oil massage didn’t seem to interest the girls I was with, but they love manicures. Watch out though, depending on which bells and whistles she wants, this can easily go a couple thousand B or more.

Like all members of the species, they love shopping. This is an activity you should consider with care if you’re on a budget, but if you’re not, it goes a long way to put them in a generous mood. Expect big differences in individual tastes. Every one of my 3 ladies walked me over to Jungceylon, but the similarity ended there. The first one took me to Carrefours and bought some water canons and stuff for her kids. Cheap. I had the impression that she wanted to show me what a great mom she was, and that she was trying to be careful with my money. The implication, I guess, was that she would make me a wonderful wife. The second guided me to Robinson’s and started looking for clothes. She was pretty frugal until I started bringing her outfits I thought would look good on her, then she really started to get into the spirit of the occasion. I didn’t mind. She was absolutely glowing, just delighted (I’m pretty sure she was thinking the new threads would help her reel in richer Falangs, and I’m sure they are, but this was OK too). The third one hauled me straight into an electronics place and started shopping for a camera. That put me on alert, and when she started looking at notebook computers, I got her the hell out of there fast.

Ahhh yes, when they turn those warm brown eyes on you and say, “Thank you, you got leely big heart.” what they really mean is, “I glad you got leely big wallet!” These girls know exactly where the boundary lies between practicality and genuine affection, and they are consummate experts in blurring your awareness of it. Keep your wits about you and remember why you’re in Patong.

One thing that surprised me was that two of the girls didn’t seem interested in expensive dinners. I invited one to Patong Seafood, and her response was: We go Seafood No. 9 instead. Same food, much cheaper. Maybe she was right and maybe it was purely unselfish, but I imagined that they’d rather you conserve your cash for something that they can get more long-lasting benefit from. Case in point: one of the others did accept my invitation to Patong Seafood, where we both had lobster. She clearly enjoyed it, but when the bill came she commented that it was equal to her monthly rent. Of course none of the girls had any hesitation about taking me to their bars and running up a several-thousand B tab. By the end of the week, it finally occurred to me that this is probably the core element in the job description of every bar girl in Patong.

Sleep now
In part 2, I mentioned that I stayed with each of the girls at least 2 nights. By the second night one of them had lost a little enthusiasm (compared to me at least), and sort of pushed me off saying, “Sleep now.” Same thing in the morning. Well, my response was the same both times. You sleep now. I boom boom. With that clarified, everything proceeded swimmingly. I have to add that the third girl was a machine. Every night, sometimes twice. Every morning. If we were out in the afternoon, she’d look up at me, smile and ask, “You want go loom?” And sure enough, every time we go back loom, she’d have one leg wrapped around me before I could even get the door closed (If you’ve already read part 2, you know which one this was).

Thai p***y is the best in the world.
I had seen this statement in many posts and wondered what it really meant, technique or hardware? Its both. Thai women are dramatically different anatomically from Western women. Much smaller labia. Tighter, more muscular inside. I almost expected a sound like a wine cork coming out of the bottle every time I pulled out. There also seems to be a different angle of entry and internal curvature that promotes more stimulating contact. Despite these similarities, every girl was unique. See part 2 for comments on technique. Aside from that, I’ll just say that you owe it to yourself to let them get on top. A-m-a-z-i-n-g.

Going down?
I’ve seen discussion from time to time on the risks and merits of performing oral on the girls. Personally I wouldn’t have missed it, even if only to get a detailed close-up, but beyond that, the girls love it. They lubricate instantly and start to writhe around and make noises that will take you from Willow to Oak in a heartbeat. It also seems to encourage them to offer reciprocal favors. One thing that almost caused me to laugh out loud the first time: I usually start by tracing the letters of the alphabet with my tongue to identify the patterns a particular girl likes best. It flashed through my mind: should I be tracing the Thai alphabet? Guess I’ll never know for sure, but my impression was that clitoral comprehension transcends language.

A couple of times, I ran into a soapy flavor. I wondered at first if they were using vaginal foam contraception for extra protection, but I ultimately concluded that they were using suppository lubricants that they slipped in right after showering. I’m guessing this is pre-emptive protection against latex abrasion from drunk Falangs who don’t take the time the time to warm them up before slamming a dry ribroast into them. Anyway, it doesn’t taste that bad; and No, I didn’t use a dental dam; and No I haven’t had any exotic oral infections. I did however purchase a big bottle of Listerine on arrival and took a good rinse after every session.

As to the carpet factor: one of the girls I was with was completely shaven, one had retained a light patch on her mons, and the third was completely au natural. Wonderful variety.

Well that’s about it from this visit. I hope you benefit from my comments, and I’ll certainly be looking forward to enjoying yours. Cheers guys (and girls)! Hope to see you all again real soon!

 

[ChazSexy]

Imagine having your feet in a tank of Alka-Seltzer on crack, but the bubbles have nippy little teeth! 5555

Ahhh yes, when they turn those warm brown eyes on you and say, “Thank you, you got leely big heart.” what they really mean is, “I glad you got such big wallet!” 5555


Going down? (finally someone with balls who admits to it !!! ) :yipi:
I’ve seen discussion from time to time on the risks and merits performing oral sex on the girls. Personally I wouldn’t have missed it, even if only to get a detailed close-up, but beyond that, the girls love it

Great read once again :rules:

 

[Hermes]

Thanks Genuine. My pleasure. Leely.

 

[noone]

Enjoy your reports immensely.

Like yourself, I like to drink from the furry cup.......or the shaven cup.......as the case may be.

 

[Pompal 09.]

good reading mate thanks alot.

Whens the return trip planned?

 

[peter_unk]

Not soon enough, but I'm working on it!

 

[? Christina angel baby ?]

Sansabai Furburger..???:tongue:
fur burger - Wiktionary

 

[Marmalade]

Ooooh. I like that! Best with Mayo, no?
Birth of a Classic!

 

[derek b]

I have not seen that one on the menu.

 

[Jem]

Special order.

 

[Jake R]

A top read, really enjoyed it.

 

[fatsausage]

Great TR :great:

 

[Samuel H]

555555555
Classic stuff!

 

[liney]

nice trip report

 

[CGBaker]

I was with one girl who i had already paid and who was about to leave at around 12:00. She was sat on the edge of the bed and i caught a glimpse of underwear. Anyway, i dived in and she ended up leaving the room at 16:00, it does do you a few favours....................:bad:

 

[Buster Brown]

OK. See you guys later on the cold sore thread. 555

 

[Pompal 09.]

Keep them coming! Pure gold!!!

 

[Soupy]

Thanks to all of you guys for your enthusiastic response. One of the things I hadn't anticipated was the enjoyment of being welcomed into an international brotherhood. It really adds tremendously to the whole experience -- and of course encourages me to share whenever I might have something worthwhile to pass along. Right now, I'm watching the "send-money" phenomenon escalate with my TGF (She's F-a-s-t). Fairly entertaining if you can keep yourself aloof from it. I'll send you a full report at the conclusion. Again, thanks to all of you. Its a pleasure to be part of the family.

 

[Squirsh]

Don't do it.... : :

Otherwise, fantastic TR :great:

 

[Snowy Betty]

Same deal after my first visit last October and although I did not succumb I was no worse off upon returning in March. Quite the contrary, I think it helped set the ground rules.

Must have passed you in the bar at SBH, I checked out on 27th, but already booked return for mid-July. :happy:

Great trip reports ... when's the book release?