Queen and Church - Meh? Why not.

[Pompal 09.]

! TRY ONLY HERE ! $60 COMPLETE NUDE EUROPEAN YOUNG GIRLS FREE TOUCH. QUEEN & CHURCH 416-366-4669.

Saw this the other day in eye and thought...

meh? Why not.

Called for directions.

Went to the place....kinda shady. As expected mind you....This is hilarious though. I saw this fat dude who had no shirt on but just these weird looking shorts with suspenders. With no shirt and a bow tie!!! I was like...where the hell am i? The circ du soliel?!?!?!

Anyway, i get there and there is this fat russian girl...i shouldve walked but...but then i thought

Meh? Why not.

So, to make a long story short...crappy massage...Crappy release...but this chick had huge knockers....I could touch and stuff too which was ok...it cost me an extra 20 tho.

So, this place is good if your in a

meh? Why not...mood.

 

[Poetry]

I have been there in the past and saw some attractive ladies. I have not seen her, but apparently Irene(who also works just up the road on Church St.) has her fans too.

 

[Neko]

I've been there too, (Queen and Church) and it is a "downscale" experience. Creepy neighboorhood, even creepier building.

Never saw Irene, but got only mediocre experience. All in - would not repeat unless you are absolutely desperate.

 

[Isaac]

" So, to make a long story short...crappy massage...Crappy release...but this chick had huge knockers....I could touch and stuff too which was ok...it cost me an extra 20 though ".


If it says in the ad $60 nude and no extra to touch why did you pay an extra $20. Just curious.

 

[tritran5555(poetri)]

The ad says no extra, the girls all say $20 extra to touch. Once you are on the table, it's difficult to say no.

 

[?????? ?? ????]

So anyone can open an MP and advertise for example a nude reverse and body slide for $80 including door fee and then ask you for another $80 once on the table ?

How long can an MP stay open with just first time customers coming in and no repeats. A couple of years ago I went to an MP on Kennedy and Danforth that asks you to turn over after 3 or 4 minutes. The worst thing they are still open. I went again thinking that the service must have changed since they were still open after 2 years and after 5 minutes I was asked to flip over. This time I refused. How in the world does this place remain open for so long with such service ?

 

[k0kizzle]

Yeah - I know, I know...But think how stupid it would have been to ask..during a mediocre session:

"But your AD SAID I could?!?!?"

The session would have went just downhill....

Basically, I asked if I could touch....she said, (in her russian accent)
'well, i usually ask for more money'

So i said - ok I got like 20 bucks...and that was that....

 

[Soupy]

...hmmmm

Think I might stop by a take a look see. Any more info on this particular one?

MM

 

[BigAl14]

Mikeymike, I'd use all due caution. There are a couple of girls at 167 1/2 Church that are worth seeing (Victoria, and Irena on weekends - she's been reviewed), but 213 Church is notorious for not being able to keep good help. "Huge knockers" may mean the MPA is 50+ years of age - I've seen it before.

SublimeSubb may have had more luck than I, and if so, I salute him. My luck has not been as good, and I agree with his assessment that you get some creepy vibes from this place. On a weird note, the room I've been in (twice) has a window which faces on to Church St. It's a bit strange hearing folks walking by, talking, while one is laying on a table, butt nekkid.

Good luck!

 

[Coffee Junkie]

Thanks buddy...

I read your review of Irena....
...so she's got "bolt-ons"? After market eh?

Good looking out.

MM

 

[faiskeoadave]

Mikeymike, I was taken to task over accusing Irena of having after-market accessories. I don't think the debate has been satisfactorily resolved. Irena really is a sweety - might be worth a trip downtown on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon? Your experise might sort this out, once and for all

 

[PH D]

Irene is sweet, and they seem to me like bolt ons. Also tried, Helen, who looked decent but nowhere near stripper-like quality, maybe mid '30's. The place is kinda gross though with no working shower. And the older MPAs really are older. The one with big knockers is really, to put this kindly, not very pretty.

 

[Kay Kay]

I must admit after reading the reviews I decided to take the trip downtown on Tuesday for the elusive Irena.

I must admit I was very impressed - If you like them slim with big breasts this is the girl.

She is a real sweety for sure - and for my money - I say their real - totally real.

I made the trip again later in the week on Thursday evening, but no Irena - but I found another hidden gem --- Dascha ---

Dascha is a young sweety, early twenties 5 foot 5 inches, slim, not with large breast - but well proportioned all round.

This is a pretty and quite classic beauty. She is good on the table - I would give her a good recommendation.

Worth the trip

 

[samra]

How do you get into this place? I went to the front door (on Church) and all the inner doors were locked.

I went to the back door and there were four doorbells...and the door was locked. No one answered. This was at 7:30 p.m.

How does this work?

MM

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[the doctor of thugonomics]

I guess I found out the answer to my own question...

I went by 213 last night. They say 167 1/2 is closed b/c they're building "condo-minimums" (heavy Russian accent).

I went looking for boobies...and all the girls working were as flat as pancakes.

I guess I'm gonna have to go back later...

MM