Question About "SRM"

[Selketchina]

E****S offered. How to aproach for it?

 

[xxAbbyxxJeffro]

Be polite, be respectful, and don't swear, or cry when she says I don't do that.

 

[NevermoreFairy]

Hi Ezra. EXTRAS is not a bad word.

What they offer and their prices are clearly posted in their rooms. TL, N, NR, BS and Shower Massage is what they offer. They don't offer anything beyond that so don't ask.

They are really good about asking when they start the session and they don't pressure you to take more than what you ask for.

 

[Margaret]

Short List of How to Ask for "Extras"

1) When excited, my privates excrete gold bullion worth approximately $400/ounce, but it only becomes chemically stable when immediately mixed with saliva. Want some?

2) For medical reasons, I'll need to apply a salve to your privates before we can continue. Due to the nature of the salve, it needs to be applied via my tongue. Please lie back.

3) I'm doing a research project on the relationship between tonsellectomies and halitosis among women in the age range of 18-29. For this project I will need you to open up and say "ah" for a duration of approximately 20 seconds. As I will also need to observe pupil dilation during the process, I will be performing the procedure at close range using my tongue as the instrument of measurement. Please stand directly in front of me and open your mouth.

4) I'm really fucking horny, you're so smokin' hot, and as it's the fourth time I've seen you and I've been over-tipping all along, how's about taking this to the next level?

Take your pick.

 

[Dennis A]

Thinks uncle kracker is about to get shown the door

 

[stephen raj]

I like choice #4 since it's realistic, but I've seen her more than 4 times......oops.

 

[ClassicManalo]

Oops, wrong MP, but generally #4 is the best choice.

 

[The Beckster]

Kracker
You forgot no. 5
Boy that really hurt. I've never been slapped and kneed at the same time. Will you kiss it and make it better?

 

[michaelsinghhen]

I can understand a newbies curiosity about what REALLY goes on at an MP, coz unless you've been you'd never know...

If you're looking for SEX Ezra, then look under OUTCALLS. There are some fabulous girls out there, coz the whole MP experience is simply "different"....

You're paying for the tease, which for many massageplanet.netites is enough...

As for SRM, check the pix on the website and use the search function. All of the girls have multiple reviews and all are hot in different ways... The rest is up to you

 

[Max Powers]

Well, a bit more than the tease, but not much more.

If all you want to pay for is the tease, go to a strip club. Although reading the reviews here makes it sound like there's an orgy at every strip club every night. Just my luck, I must miss these events by mere minutes.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Extras can be ordered on pizzas. (extra cheese....)

The SRM attendant may use extra oil if you prefer. Or perhaps you like an extra cold shower. It's your choice.

 

[Alex J]

I must admit that I liked going to SCs because of the tease (and the variety) but since going to SRM, I realize that you can have a gorgeous gal tease you AND finish you (by hand) which is simply fabulous. So, I am now more interested in MPs since my SRM visit.

R.

 

[HI everybody]

Man, would I suck at Wheel of Fortune !!

 

[Tyrone]

Are enumas offered at MP's? ....Oh you mean extras...not enumas......

 

[Ichigo3343]

enemas?

Room $40
Enema +$120

A guy with both hands on his ass trying to hold the water in while he runs naked down the SRM hallway trying to make it to the bathroom Priceless!!

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!

 

[baller]

quote:
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Originally posted by Blade
Man, would I suck at Wheel of Fortune !!
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Dude, that is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time.