Questions from kids

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>>> > > A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house
>>> > > for a
>>> play date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?"
>>> > "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother
>>> > replies
>>> sweetly. "It's not polite."
>>> > "OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
>>> > "Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are personal
>>> questions and are really none of your business."
>>> > Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a
>>> > divorce?"
>>> > "That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom says as her
>>> > daughter
>>> is getting out of the car.
>>> > The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to play.
>>> > "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her
>>> friend.
>>> > "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers
>>> license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it."
>>> > Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old
>>> > you
>>> are, you are 32."
>>> > The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
>>> > "I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
>>> > The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name
>>> > did
>>> you
>>> find that out?"
>>> > "And," the little girl says triumphantly,
>>> "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
>>> Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really? And just why is that, young
>>> lady?"
>>> "Because you got an F in sex."