Review: Bria of Utopia

[Little Pooky]

I had every intention of attending the massageplanet.net party last night but I was (and still am) recovering from a sinus infection. I wanted to stay away from the whole bar scene yesterday. No offence.... But that doesn't mean I didn't have a good night. On the contrary, I spent 40 minutes with the lovely MPA known as Bria. Please read on for more details:

Utopia Spa, the arrival:

I hadn't met Bria before. I was visiting her based on recommendations received from fellow massageplanet.netites. I entered the spa and was greeted by the one and only Bria. I knew it was her right away. She matched the descriptions I had received to a T. Blonde hair, piercing blue eyes and a wicked smile. She's approximately 5'7 to 5'8 (I'm bad with height) and her walk portrayed a lady with sexual confidence. From what I can tell Bria is in her early thirties.

On to the session:

I purchased the $160 deluxe session. Something told me it was the thing to do. Bria started off with a BS of my back. I noticed that she didn't use a lot of oil. This pleased me. She also took the time to strategically give me a proper back and neck massage. Johnson wasn't left out of the picture either. Bria made sure he wasn't forgotten and forbid him from becoming too relaxed.

Fifteen minutes later, she asked me to roll over. Being the inquisitive type I asked, 'you're not going for it already?' She responded 'no'. She proceeded to massage my chest, legs and my feet. She continued regular interludes with Johnson, just to remind him what was to come. This lasted approximately 10 minutes.

Then it was my turn. I massaged her for the next 10 minutes. Her milky white skin was a pleasure to touch. I now understood why she asked me for no oil. She didn't need any. I was a happy traveller and she was very responsive to my touch. When she rolled over, I rediscovered the wicked smile that greeted me when I walked into the spa. I enjoy intense eye contact and she didn't disappoint me. We both seemed to get lost in the moment and then she reminded me that it was time for the big finish.

Back I hop on the table for the BS. Johnson quickly found a place to rest. He enjoyed the nicely sized natural lovelies. Ready set go. Bria went to town. Her continual teasing throughout the massage contributed to a rather impressive eruption. Man, my legs were shaking when I hopped off the table.

Overview:

Attitude 9
Massage 9
Release 10
Spa 8 (Decor) 5 (Customer Service*)
Recommend? Hell YES
$160 for 40 minute NR deluxe including BS. I tipped $20 over and above because the release was incredible. Pricey? Not when I consider the service I received

*In the past I have posted a lot of negative comments regarding Utopia, but Bria made the visit to the spa worthwhile. I will be returning because of Bria. Incidentally, I called the spa earlier in the week to inquire about Bria's schedule. WTF? She was only scheduled for the one day. When I asked why I was given a lame ass excuse.

Regarding the customer service, Utopia should hire someone that knows how to answer the phones. Was I intruding when I called? They could also do with taking a page out of Allure's book. They are always pleasant to speak to even if your favourite lady isn't on the schedule.

 

[God eats babies]

I am trying to QUIT this hobby!!!! I guess the first place to start if I have any hope is to stop reading massageplanet.net. With reviews like this (and Tieg's literary masterpieces), quiting will be harder than I thought...

Thanks a lot!!!!

 

[Gilb]

Well I concur. I that is why Bria definitely has been and will be a repeat for me.

I also agree that Utopia needs to spend time on their Customer Service. I actually called there to enquire about the availability of a lady and was not greeted with the most pleasant person in the world. It is nice to see they are expanding with new ladies but I think first they should be working on ridding themselves of their customer service problem.

 

[Zieleni pakowacze zatoki]

I called Utopia last night after I read the excellent review. Whoever answered the phone told me 'she ain't working tonight and don't know if she's gonna return'. What the hell is that supposed to mean? Utopia has there schedule for next week up already. Looks like she's in tomorrow night. I'll drive up to the spa to find out for myself. I hope miss Bria will be there.

 

[erideni]

I don't get it. I went there Monday night to see Bria. I showed up after 11. Druken Destiny comes to the front and tells me Bria isn't there, do I want to stay with her? No thanks. I say drunken 'cause I swear the chick was staggering.

The schedule says she's in on Thursday. I'll call ahead this time.

 

[gemini6187]

Anyone care to guess who Bria was in a former life?

 

[ideaguy83]

Gee it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that one out considering it is posted all over my website...lol

Laura

 

[lil_tiger]

Well look..there it is...damn...and I thought I was so clever.
I'll have to turn in my Secret Detective Badge now!!

See you soon Laura!!!

 

[Hannah B]

Bria has been off sick so that is why she is not working she said she be back later in the week. She has been on ER chat explaining this so be patient boys she is returning healthy and ready to please which Im sure is worht the wait......