Review: Ellie @ HFH

[matelotdougla1]

"Finally, TITO has come back to HFH!!" in a Rock-like voice!!

It has been a while since I have been to HFH. I looked at the schedule and noticed a new name so I tried to get the first timeslot. I called in and got an appointment at 10:00am with Ellie (I will be her first customer at HFH!!).

I arrived a little early and waited in my car (doors don't open till a little before 10 .... I sat nice and warm in my car while some other guy would periodically try to open the door).

Anyway once I got in I saw Ellie getting trained and was excited about the the whole first massage thing. Ellie is a really beautiful Asian girl and has an amazing killer body.

The massage started off really amazing. She used her knees on my back but the sucky thing was she could not stand on my back because she already poured oil on it(too slippery) The release was the funny part, she asked me how the other girls did it which I led her to accidently squishing Little Tito's buddies LOL!! Besides that, everything was awesome: lots o' oil; pretty girl; and great massage!!!

Face: 9
Body: 10 (I love tiny fit bodies)
Massage: 9
Release: 7

Would I recommend: Yes!!!!
Would I repeat: Its up to Little Tito's buddies, they are kinda dramatized LOL


Tito "Not Chico" Santana

 

[Persian Prep :)]

How was she being trained?

 

[mazhar12]

On how to use the cash register and her access code LOL ... nothing that would turn on the average guy!!

Tito "Not Chico" Santana

 

[FunctionalDisfunctions]

Drats. I thought you meant she was being trained on how to give a bodyslide and what not.

 

[Duke Powerhand]

Rusty you are the funniest guy on massageplanet.net!!

Are you going to the next massageplanet.net SC party? I have to buy you a drink for all the laughs and coffees you made me spit onto my screen!!

Tito "Hoping Little Tito never goes on strike" Santana

 

[Rancidbearsgrease]

Thanks Tito,


I'll be at the HFH party on Friday. If you're going, I'd be more than happy to let you buy me a few drinks there as we talk about the golden era of wrestling together.

P.S. Everytime I see one of your posts, I think of Scott Baio from Happy Days and Charles in Charge fame. You dont by any chance look like him, do you?

 

[Socrates]

You beat me to the punch Senor Tito. Unfortunately had to be in Ottawa this morn but had every intention of greeting the "a-ga-shee" ( korean for young lady; almost like spring chicken ) and post a review. Hmmmmm......may perhaps I may indulge you pros of the TO scene to some slight nuances to win favors with the "han-gook yo-ja"s.

Too bad they have not posted any pics yet. My prefeerence is definately Asian and specialy Korean. Was married to them twice. Cultural issue et all. Hmmmmph.

I would think just a straight massage an drelease would have been the order of the day if she trully is new.......or did she seem to have some previous experiance.

And is she new to Canada ( mayperhaps that came up ). It all helps in building a certain report with the attendent.....yes!!

Cheers

 

[matt89 veteran of yahoo]

MyItaewon......would you correct if I am wrong.......

Are you fresh from the "Stomp" up the colonel's hill near Young-san

Cheers

 

[Prime96]

hmmm

Thanks for the review Tito. My stomach dropped when I read the word "training"

 

[just_ken_here]

Scott Baio LMFAO!! Listening to R.E.O speedway, The Romantics, and Rick Springfield ...... you guys kill me!! Rusty & Airboss, I'd be honoured to buy you guys some drinks at the HFH party. Only thing is I know nothing about it (where? when? why? how? who?) LOL!!

Arachnidca, Ellie has been living in Canada for 13 years and says she is 23 yo (I believe her). I thought she was born here since I could hardly detect an accent. She worked at S1(??) before HFH and still works there under the same name. She also attended a course on how to massage (ask for the knees!!).

MyItaewon, Ellie is about 5'3, very thin, really pretty face and is all real ..... I still can't get the image of her body out of my head!! I'll PM you with more details.

Tito "If you squint really hard I'll maybe look like Scott Baio" Santana

 

[Chosen One]

Tito, did Ellie "dramatize" (as you stated) or traumatize your little buddies? ---Dr. Moe

 

[mansaf]

Hey Tito,

I'm squinting. Doesn't help.

Could you CC the PM from MyItaewon to me too.......please....

Be a dear ma man.....

Cheers then. May perhap next Tuesday shall see a more detailed review.

I.e. in the best spirit of things of course.

Cheers

 

[Honey Bees]

Good eye, the little guys were traumatized. It would be funny if they were dramatized.

dramatize:
1) To present or view in a dramatic or melodramatic way.
2) To adapt (a literary work) for dramatic presentation, as in a theater or on television or radio.

Tito "In search of a dictionary" Santana

 

[Heart]

From the great things I have read about HFH and the drop dead knockout pictures on its website, anything is possible! LOL! I thought you meant traumatize, but if any place could dramatize your little guys, it would have to be the house of sensual arts known as HFH! ---Dr. Moe

 

[HeavyNinja92]

Thanks for the offer Scott, err I mean Tito. It would only make me look better if I was seen with a handsome guy such as yourself. I heard the HFH girls call you Spanish Fly, because you make them all oh so horny with your Scott Baio like good looks.

 

[Tailight<3]

Rusty LMFAO again!!! Scott Baio is cool but I think I look more like Erik Estrada LOL ( http://www.adequate.com/img/cgi/CHiPs/Gallery/PonchJon/HatHead.jpg)

Go to this site for a flashback and make sure your volume is pumped up: http://www.erikestrada.com (stay on the intro page for the cool CHiPs beat).

I was going to go as Ponch for Halloween but my ex-girlfriend couldn't make the costume in time

Tito "Poncherello" Santana

 

[Kazie]

WOW!!!

If you look like Erik Estrada, you must be muy guapo. Hopefully some of your muy guaponess will rub off on me.

 

[ViktoriaXVicious]

Actually I look like Erik Estrada after he got into a fight with Mike Tyson and afterwards got beat with a baseball bat LOL!!

Whenever I see Airboss' name I picture Mike Keenan!! Don't know why?

Whenever I see Rusty's name I picture an Asian Mankind LOL!!!

Tito "Not Chico" Santana