REVIEW: Mandy @ Classic Spa

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So my buddy and I get out of the bar at 2am and we're sick of all the drink whores, snobby chicks, etc... It doesn't take a drink to make me want to go get a rub but with a couple in me the urge is almost irresistable. Not to mention the liquid nerve that makes me invulnerable to the nervousness that might otherwise prevail when going to a spa.

Two problems: I'm not entirely sure where we are and buddy has never been for a massage. So I have to act like some kind of surreal tour guide to a new experience in a land I know nothing about... somewhere in Mississauga.

My mind is swimming with fragments of directions from various MP websites and reviews from massageplanet.net. In my drukuness, I blurt out some directions to the cab driver who takes us to Haines road only for me to find that Silhouette is closed. Brown's Line... three MPs within spitting distance, and they're all closed. After some strong words and a good long piss in some alley, the cabbie asks what we're looking for and when I tell him I want a f**kin' massage, he says, "Why didn't you tell me!?"

We've already spent too much on cab fare but he says he knows of a place that is still open so in my desperation, I trust him to guide us. Big mistake.

He takes us to a place that I'd never heard of. Classic Spa on Brunel. I'm not in a position or mood to argue so I take my buddy in after giving him some advice about how much to pay and what to do.

The lady at the front desk leads me into a room, tells me to shower and leaves after taking $50 for the room. My two first mistakes: Paying more than a $40 room fee and not insisting on picking my attendant.

The place is nice enough with a shower in the room and it's clean and nicely decorated.

Soon, Mandy enters the room. She's a little plain and round on the edges but she's female and the beer goggles are on so fine. Besides, I can only put up so much of a fight when I'm naked in front of a strange women.

First words out of her mouth, after I agree to a NR - which was as far as the menu went - "nobody touches her pusssy" (and that it's not a matter of money honey, so don't ask) and that her breasts are very sensitive and can't be touched too much. Oh boy! This should be fun!

Crappy crap crap. What can I say. After a bad massage, a crappy reverse and ten minutes of her pounding my balls into the table trying to make me finish, I payed her $50 to leave me alone, showered and met my equally dissapointed buddy in the waiting room.

Apparently, he got pretty much the same treatment by a girl that probably should have been paying him. I saw her and I had to agree. While Mandy was passable, the girl he got probably shouldn't have been there at all.

I complained to the lady at the front and even offered to let her make good on it by comping the room fee on another session with girls that weren't so restrictive but she admitted that we probably wouldn't be much happier with anyone else she had.

After many apologies and promises to make it up to him next time, my buddy agreed to let me take him to SRM some time. We left, unsatisfied and out $100 each. Plus cab fare.

Repeat after me: "I will never visit a sub-standard spa again!"

 

[rick]

What spas are open past 2am in Mississauga besides going all the way up to SRM?

 

[jr1972]

Blue Lagoon - a very sub-standard MP that is open till 4am ... its good to avoid this one.

None of the good MP's are open late in Mississauga ... Silhouette closes at 1am and Allure closes at midnight. It's definitely worth the drive to SRM if someone's looking for late night action.

 

[...Ashley]

Club 2 mountains

 

[Pompal 09.]

Where is 2 mountains? Do they have a website? What's the quality like?

 

[mizzie]

They have or had a web site
http://www.toronto-exotic-massage.com/html/list/Mississauga.htm link on club 2 mountains is linking to another MP.

The address is right. Though

Club Two Mountain
5225 Orbitor Unit 24
Mississauga
(905)602-6596

From Dixie and Matheson, drive East on Matheson several to a dozen blocks. When you get to Orbitor, drive north. Its on the next building from the intersection, on the east side (Right hand(

Clean with showers in the same room. I feel that all the ladies I have seen are fairly attractive. NR with generous touching.

No BS.

There was a recent review
http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=69135

 

[Bonkers]

Found the web site for c2m
http://www.fabuloussavings.com/clubtwomountains/

 

[Tali]

Problem with C2m is that they don't have a receptionist so you go there late @ night and see this sign to sit down and wait for someone to come out. So you go and sit in this room with a few more gentlemen,some of them are awake and some are dozing off.It gives me a walk in clinic kinda feeling. Last time the most gorgeous ones got taken by the guys in front of me and i had to go with the skinny one. LOL!

 

[Terri E]

At c2m, A round 10 or 11 they don't seem to be busy. Later, like 3, as more MP's close in the mississauga area for the evening there is are maybe one or two avialable mpa's when I walk in. Its too bad allure or silhoutte can stay open a few more hours - I think they would find additional business.

In my case, it seems who ever is closest to the door when I walk in got me as a customer. I like choice, but given that all of the MPA's I have seen are reasonably attractive, I'll be back.

There is no comparison to the other Mississauga MP's open late at night.

 

[MOMMY SINCE 07-31-09]

pretty crappy website

 

[Nikita]

I'll say.

Where's the beef?

 

[Nurse Beth]

They had little cards at classic spa with a website address on it but it doesn't seem to work.

http://www.classicspa.ca[\url]

 

[Jourdan]

MOst of the girls on their website are long gone.

 

[Conrad]

and the place sucks... Ive gone a few times...

so far only place ive been to where i got Digits on an MPA as well as some LFK but only a HJ from her.. it was still good, but other then that, the place is useless...

they treat it like theyre trying to pull start a lawnmower.... not good..

there are alot of much better ones, for much better prices too.

 

[Steve N]

To: Andrew Yorke

A GREAT REVIEW !!!!!


You know I have said it OFTEN... sometimes a bad review is MORE VALUABLE !!!!



Thanks for the effort,


~ Hex

 

[Babak Kratosbbm]

Natalie used to be the only gem there ,her pic is still on there website but she's long gone.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hey Andrew,

Very Nice Review !!!

I think that many of us can think of a similar situation we have gone through in our late night drink and find a R&T experiences, I know I have a couple, they all end in Vaughan. You are lucky you each left out $100 each, some places would have really given you the runaround.

Thanks again for adding another "Classic" review to the database.

VBB

 

[hello sunshinee. <3]

I know some of my reviews can drag on a bit but I like recounting the experience. I think I found it funny more than anything.