REVIEW: Mia @ HFH

[erskine]

http://www.handsfromheaven.ca/massage-by-mia/index.php

Introduction

So what's the difference between a GOOD MPA and a GREAT MPA ?

IMO a great MPA is a mixture of looks, personality, attitude, and "heat", not to be confused with mileage.

... more importantly, a great MPA can create an illusion that NO emotional barrier actually exists between her and her client; that a special bond exists between them that's MORE than professional.

An example of a great "illusionist" is Mia's co-worker Asha. Every reviewer has mentioned HOW Asha gazed at them, and how arousing they found it. This ability to make clients feel special is why I added Asha to the Highly Recommended list, along with the other three lovely ladies.

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure all of the aformentioned ladies are sincere to a certain degree, but at the end of the session the client goes home and the MPA sees her next appointment.

At one end of the spectrum is Tia @ Allure. An almost physical barrier existed that Tia had no intentions of dropping, and didn't even bother trying to disguise.

Let me say up front that Mia too had a noticeable barrier, although much more subtle than Tia's.

Review

Mia is petite, in a J-Lo kind of a way. She's not a spinner like Tamara at the B-Chain and I'd describe her looks as "cute and sexy" rather than beautiful. Mia's nationality is advertised as Spanish, and I believe she comes from the same region of Spain as... *ahem*... Tia @ ALLURE.

There's an Anglo Indian girl called Anjali with her own XXX website. I won't say Mia looks identical, but if you find Anjali attractive you'll probably like Mia.

http://www.adoreanjali.com/

... not that I surf the net for Indian porn or anything.

Halle @ BChain with her black hair, gorgeous face and dark complexion is closer to my Indian fuck fantasy. And of course there's always Cyan, with her smoking bod, beautiful smile and great personality...

Mia told me she worked at BP for a couple of years, and it showed in her massage. It's well practiced and felt fabulous. She hit different pressure points with different techniques, and asked for direction. I like a hard massage and she certainly complied.

Mia's personality is outgoing and conversation was never strained or forced. She definitely put me at ease and was very talkative and attentive.

I enjoyed the first half of the massage so much I was REALLY looking forward to the second half. Unfortunately, this fell a little short. Mia obviously likes to stay within certain parameters, and at times the experience seemed a little contrived and "scripted."

Her barrier was obviously in place, and INDN_LOVER was on the other side.

... to top it all off, Mia handed me a DRY facecloth to wipe my hands at the end. NO, NO, NO. A girl 2 years into the biz should know better than that !

So I'm not sure where this really puts Mia. Her most obvious immediate competitor is Asha, who also gives a fabulous massage, without the other shortcomings.

... Hell, even Indian newbies like Shanti and Halle at the BChain could show Mia a thing or two, and it costs $40 LESS to see them for 30 minutes. Even with a $20 tip you've still got money for gas.

A suggestion may be to save $$$ and pay for LESS than the top service offered. That will keep you in Mia's comfort zone, you'll enjoy a great massage, friendly conversation, and not be disappointed at the end...

Massage: 8.75/10

Face: 8.0/10

Body: 8.0/10

Attitude: 7.75/10

Personality: 8.5/10

Fun Factor: 7.0/10

Repeat: Yes, but for less than top service offered

Does MPA engage in head games ?: NO

 

[Smokie Bear]

What should she have done instead?

 

[Rancidbearsgrease]

I wouldn't mind knowing myself? Do tell IL what's with the cloth being dry

 

[Jsgirl]

Well... when a DRY cloth is used, it feels like SANDPAPER !

... and I ain't talking about just my hands... also my.... *ahem*... feet

Hell, they pass me a hot moist cloth at the MANDARIN, and I pay alot less to go there

 

[I hate Peugeot]

So what your saying is that there is no real need for me to be picking at scabs for a couple of days after a massage?!?

 

[carnation]

I'm not fluent in 'new-speak', what is a spinner?

 

[Sandy V]

I'm pretty sure these kids today are using the term "spinner" to describe a petite girl, that when is on top, can be spun around cause she's so light. Kind of like when a seal juggles a beach ball while on its back.

 

[Mommylh]

good thing i didnt see her....everytime i've had a crappy session i always end up making an appointment with one of the girls i've seen who give fantastic sessions right after....

 

[Alexa]

I don't get the very last line of the review.

"Does the MPA engage in head games..NO".

 

[Javanoob]

I think this a great addition to the review Sgt S.

It denotes that the MPA is a truth talker, not trying to give false hopes, or ignite unrealistic expectations to her client.

 

[- lola is lovestoned x3]

For instance:

a.) the MPA says: "I ony do this with you" , and tries to hustle an extra tip

b.) gives her phone number at the end of the session without explaining WHY. Did she like you or is it to book an appt ? Don't laugh. For a newbie that can be confusing.

If a girl DID offer up her number I'd mention it !

Unless of course she was REALLY interested in me



I hadn't thought of the seal analogy, but it's spot on !!

.. and yes Tamara's that petite beachball !

 

[chris ireland]

Thanks Spode,

Never would I have guessed this to be the meaning!

 

[manyman]

Just trying to be helpful.

 

[peking]

Spinners are AWESOME...This is the first thread that Ive seen that has had so many questions being asked as to the meaning. Cryptic threads! Love Em. So I went to see this MPA at BP and she gave me a BS.It lasted longer than it was supposed to so I was able to have MSOG. It was good but YMMV. CRYPTIC!!!

 

[kathy_is_a_nurse]

Its funny how these threads begin with one topic and somehow end up as a totally different one...

but anyways back to Mia....INDN_LOVER is this your way of saying Mia isn't a GFE?

 

[Cutie001]

Let me answer the question THIS way, by providing my overall Indian picks from the girls I've seen:

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

Asha@ HFH
Jayda@ BChain
Mya@ SRM
Nina @ MR

Recommended

Briana@ BP
Halle@ BChain
Lana@ Tropical Spa
Monica@ Utopia
Shanti@ B Chain
Tamara@ B Chain

Average

Lexxus@ Blue Lagoon
Mia@ HFH
Tia @ Alure

 

[badhabyt]

Hey where's Cyan? Have you forgotten her already?

 

[Alvie]

No, I don't think THAT's gonna happen any time soon

Maybe I should have said:

"girls currently working you could book an appt with in the next week..."

LOL

 

[John S.]

OUCH the lemon scent combined with the hot temperature would burn your dick and cause major shrinkage, not good infront of a sexy naked woman. Stick with the dry sandpaper towel.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Head games....hmmm...I went to a strip bar about 14 years a go, had a few dances from a girl from England, she asked me if i could give her a ride home. I dropped her off that night and she gave me her number, this turned into a great relationship for the next 4 years. It's a good thing i didn't think that she was just into head games.

The MPAs, strippers and SPs get reviewed on here on a points basis just like a car. You won't even give them the chance to be a human being and genuinely like you but you expect a GFE session. You complain that Mia is not an "illusionist" yet if she was, you would probably say that she was into head games.

I am not defending Mia, (I have never even seen her) and I am not attacking Indn-lover, just sick of the review system here. It's pretty...umm...what's the word...inhuman? cold? Considering almost everyone on massageplanet.net expects a GFE from their sessions.