Review : Shauna @ IT.......

[refinej721]

(As Shauna enters room # 4)

Shauna : Honey, why are you caressing your nipples?

Rusty : Hey Shauna. I cant help it.This is such an awesome cd, you guys have on today. Who's is it?

Shauna : I think it's Jenna's.

Rusty : We'll it's really getting me hot

Shauna : So what's new, baby?

Rusty : Notta lotta in the mix

Shauna : Are you still on massageplanet.net?]

Rusty : Yeah. And Fred still hasn't added the pizza slice emoticon

Shauna : What's Fred's problem? Doesn't he realize how many more people would join massageplanet.net if he added the pizza slice icon. I know I would join.

Rusty : Word. So how is Raif doing?

Shauna : Raif is great.Thanks for asking, honey.

Rusty : My pleasure. So, can I hit Finnigins with you and Raif,after workey for some shooter action?

Shauna : Unfortunately Raif is in Italy on a business trip.

Rusty : That's cool. Can the two of us hit Finnigins for some shooters?

Shauna : Rusty, even though you and Raif are friends, I dont think he would like the idea of the two of us hitting Finnigins for some shooter action. You dig?

Rusty : I dig. Many colours in the Finnigins rainbow,dont be afrais to let your colours shine

(Shauna and Rusty hold hands)

Shauna : Many colours in the Finnigins rainbow,show me your's and i'll show you mine

(Rusty and Shauna stop holding hands)

Shauna : Alright, our session is over. Honey, can you unplug the lamp, replace the towel and bring my heels to the change room?

Rusty : My pleasure

(In the change room)

Rusty :Here's your heels

Shauna : Thanks honey

Rusty : Shauna

Shauna :Yes sweets?

Rusty : Kiss me

Shauna : No

Rusty : Ok.Im taking off. Later Shauna.

Shauna : Later honey

 

[That Blonde B*tch]

Nice review Rustic !

It's those little things that a girl really appreciates. Maybe next time, I'll change the sheets for the next guy.

__________
Clean up the room and reap the rewards.

 

[Alek]

It would be my honour to go to Finnegan's with you. Interesting how you bring up their slogan.As just recently my mom tried to kill me in my sleep and I caught my dad masturbating to gay Puerto Rican porn. I really think Finnegan's could help me through this disturbing chapter in my life.Thanks alot,JML.

 

[Godfather]

JML,

Seriously. Whenever I go to IT, the first thing the girls ask me is "Rusty, when is massageplanet.net going to get the pizza slice emoticons???" The pizza slice emoticons would be to massageplanet.net what Butters is to Finnegans.

 

[Cloud 9 with bells on!]

I dont know,JML. Afterall, Butters is the straw that stirs the Finnegans drink. He makes Finnegans work. Wouldn't it be just grand if we were able to talk Butters into posting on massageplanet.net? I'm sure Butters would have some great ideas, as to how we can get the pizza slice emoticons onto massageplanet.net. When we finally go to Finnegans together, I say we try and get Butters to join the massageplanet.net family.

 

[kathy_is_a_nurse]

JML,

Perhaps I am giving Butters more credit than he deserves. I just really appreciate what he does for his customers, not to mention the Puerto Rican gay porn he always lets me borrow.

I do agree with you that Butters will not be able to refuse our proposal once he see's how we're dressed. Do you still plan on wearing those transparent jeans and the "I LOVE PIZZA SLICE EMOTICONS" halter top?

 

[Nadica]

Disturbing chapter in your life??? I thought that you thrived on that stuff! Just like the smell of mypalms in the morning!

I would just love to buy Shauna a drink ... and then another, and another and another ...

 

[Raul Castro M.]

JML,

I think it would be wise to order another one of the tops.That way we could bothe wear one. It would be just like a Doublemint gum commercial. We both know how much Butters love those commercials,so I assume it could only improve our chances of convincing him to help us.

As luck would have it , as I was passing by Garyboy's bedroom today I overheard him saying " Jerking off to gay Puerto Rican pornography is good for me". I cant really blame him though. Afterall, who could resist gay Puerto Rican pornography?

 

[Chewyrite]

JML,

All we can do is continue to try and get Fred to add on the pizza slice emoticons. I had a nice talk with Butters yesterday evening and he suggested the 3 of us dress up as pizza slices, while Garyboy masturbates to gay Puerto Rican pornography in front of the massageplanet.net office building. Once Fred see's how serious we are about him adding the pizza slice emoticons to massageplanet.net, he's bound to grant our wish. If not, at least we have an excuse to dress up as pizza slices and see Garyboy masturbate to gay Puerto Rican porn, in public.

 

[Kaki King]

Rusty,

Though you can count on my full support regarding the creation of a pizza slice emoticon, I am not quite sure of it's significance. I understand the thumbs-up emoticon, implying that you give something or someone your approval. I also get the winking happy face emoticon, implying that you've just slyly said something in jest. But what is to made of someone posting the pizza slice emoticon?

Is it to be taken as the saying, "It's been a slice!", implying that you've just enjoyed conversing with another massageplanet.netite or enjoyed your last encounter with a pretty MPA or Built Blonde Guy? Or is the pizza slice meant as a symbol insinuating that the MPA you just saw had armpits that smelled like pizza or had a facial complexion that looked like pizza. If so, you could find yourself being shunned by all of your future intended conquests, Rusty, old pal. Are you really sure that you want Fred to create the pizza slice emoticon if it could lead to that kind of trouble?

Me, I'm hoping for the much friendlier ice cream cone emoticon, myself...

 

[Freaky One]

Jerry Mathers,

There's just something about the pizza slice emoticons that make everyone get along. Do you want to know one of the reasons behind IT's success? I hope Paul doesn't get pissed off at me for telling this,but here it goes. At the end of each shift Paul prints out a page of pizza slice emoticons for each girl, along with the caption "great shift, you've earned these". As you could guess this makes the girls extremely happy, thus translating into a happy work environment, great sessions and tons of repeat business.

If Fred ever decides to add on the pizza slice emoticons, I'm pretty sure everyone will be alot more friendly on here.

 

[Ron Brgundy]

JML,

CNN is now reporting that the men and women defending the United States, in the Middle East, are now handing out pizza slice emoticons to the children who were seriously injured from the attacks. THE PIZZA SLICE EMOTICONS ARE GOING TO LEAD US TO WORLD PEACE!!!!!

 

[naenae0011]

It would be just wonderful if lapdancers recognized the value of pizza slice emoticons. JML, you've actually convinced me to attend the massageplanet.net par-tay tommorrow night and see if some of the ladies working at HOL will accept pizza slice emoticons in return for dances. The pizza slice emoticons might very well be the boost SC's need to bring more customers into their clubs.

Pizza slice emoticons, you've done it again =)........(insert pizza slice emoticon)

 

[cheryl d]

JML,

After tonight I have a feeling HOL 1 is gonna be swept away in pizza slice emoticon love. I wonder what Paco will give us for introducing his SC to the wonderful world of pizza slice emoticons?

 

[Bubblerawk]

Totally. The dancers there were treating the pizza slice emoticons like they aint no thang. Did you see the look the look that blond gave me when I tried to pay her for the dances she danced for us, by giving her pizza slice emoticons? She looked at us like we were doing Matt Foley impersonations. It's a shame that these dancer dont realize the benefits pizza slice emoticons provide.........(insert pizza slice emoticon here)

 

[SmiLeY!!! <33]

You know, saying "pizza slice emoticon" sure is a mouthful. Couldn't we just say that Rusty always provides a "PSE" instead?

 

[TERRY S]

nice...

 

[Seraphin Falls]

That's good. I like the way you think.

 

[Jamie W]

During the PSE where is the slice of pie?