RMP vs AMP

[27.lyn]

I'm a total newbie on the topic. Just wondering what's the difference between RMP and AMP?

Ninja

 

[thatashleychick]

Huh????.....

One is a type of roast beef, .....and the other is used to increase the volume on a guitar.

Always helpful

Jazzman

 

[perfection]

Wow, legoninja...

I have a fairly high IQ and I must admit you stumped me for a bit there.
With service to my fellow massageplanet.net's I have come up with the following definitions- of course this is after I perused my Med Journals and Legal Library!

RMP= Rubbing My Penis...which most massageplanet.netites DON'T want to do!

AMP= Alleviate My Penis...which massageplanet.netites GLADLY pay to have done to them!

Hope this helps...

Happy AMPing..

 

[Woody.]

damn, now we got the ninja tribe logging on. I aint gonna mess with u folks.

 

[Abby Normal]

Sheik sits and ponders the orginal thread... RMP and AMP

Ooooh, now I know wtf he is talking about... RMT and MPA

Okay... RMT is a registered massage therapist, someone who has had training in the thousands of hours and passed several exams.

MPA is a massage parlour attendant. Someone who has been trained by several of the guys who attend MP's several times a week. Some of them dont know how to massage and some of them dont know how to finish...occasionally one gets both problems.....

 

[WOWbrandywineWOW]

RMP = Registered Massage Parlour

AMP = Aromatherapy Massage Parlour

??

 

[casinobar]

Well as long as everyone is having fun, I'm cool.


I'm asking that question, first because as I said, I'm totally new at this thing. I've called in to a MP and I asked them are they licensed. Then I asked them are they RMP, they said no, they are AMP. Thus the question AMP vs RMP.

Thanks Sheik and Biggles for the responses!

 

[jeremyandrew.king]

Well, legoninja, it still Does Not Compute!

When you asked them if they are RMP, what did you think you were asking them?

And when they said AMP, did you not ask them to tell you what that means?

I think your best bet is to call the place again and ask them what AMP means -- and what they think RMP means, because neither means anything to me... if that matters!

Perry

 

[Camilla Marie Rae]

The lady I spoke to does not speak fluent English. I asked her if they are registered, she answered "Not, Not." I did ask her what RMP and AMP stand for. Then she said, "where you from? If you in Toronto, you should know what it means." She insisted on not telling me the meaning of the acronyms, I don't understand why.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Then it might be an Asian Massage Parlour

 

[raiin1029]

I think I have a clue to solution of this mystery. In fact, two:

The lady I spoke to does not speak fluent English
I did ask her what RMP and AMP stand for.

Now, legoninja, please tell us who brought up the subjects, RMP and AMP? How did that come up in your conversation?

Perry

 

[Greta]

MAYBE:::::

AMP: actual massage Parlor

RMP : Ripoff Massage Parlor

 

[@ng3l]

Maybe he's the kinky type and wants to inform the attendant to:

AMP: Avoid My Prostrate
RMP: Re-exam My Prostrate

 

[Pompal 09.]

I know that in 416 they have to have an "Adult Entertainer's Licence" to work legally at a MP.

Maybe she means RMP is Registered and AMP is Adult????

I don't know...