Roll call on Star signs ....

[B Vijay Chandran]

Okay thought this topic might be worth while, seeing as we seem to have soooooooo many Libras wondering round the site and coming out of the woodwork LOL
There has to more of a particular Star sign than us Libras - I know we are like pretty amazing, wonderful, thoughtful, beautiful people LOL okay okay I am one so yes a little biased :wink:
But in all seriousness - what other Star signs do we have, who is who and where are u..............
If your not sure what your star sign is - here's a helping hand

Sun in Aquarius
Originality, humanitarianism.
Jan 21 to Feb 19

Sun in Pisces
Compassion, imagination, sacrifice.
Feb 19 to Mar 20

Sun in Aries
Initiative, activity, enterprise.
Mar 20 to Apr 21

Sun in Taurus
Possessions, determination.
Apr 21 to May 22

Sun in Gemini
Mentality, versatility.
May 22 to Jun 22

Sun in Cancer
Domesticity, sensitivity.
Jun 22 to Jul 23

Sun in Leo
Vitality, authority.
Jul 23 to Aug 24

Sun in Virgo
Analytical, practicality.
Aug 24 to Sep 23

Sun in Libra
Harmony, balance.
Sep 23 to Oct 23

Sun in Scorpio
Secrecy, regeneration.
Oct 23 to Nov 23

Sun in Sagittarius
Revieweedom-loving, exploration.
Nov 23 to Dec 22

Sun in Capricorn
Conservatism, ambition.
Dec 22 to Jan 21

Take the plunge - lets get a little more insight on our members (and no to the people who eat smarties for breakfast :!: ) I mean our forum members NOT the errrrrrr below the belt members 8)

 

[Kendal]

I am a

Virgo

Your restrained, shy and somewhat serious exterior hides a soft and cheerful inner self which people appreciate once they get to know you. Often you are misunderstood on face value but worthy Reviewiends and associates see beyond the surface.

Work and service are most important in your life and will be the prime outlet for your creative impulses. At times your desire to perfect every single details of a project, makes you prone to fastidiousness, overwork and dissipation of valuable resources on irrelevant aspects of work and Reviewiendship.

Some people regard you as highly critical, though your motive stems Reviewom an innate ability to analyse, organise and systematically solve problems. Be aware that you must avoid the temptation to unconsciously nit-pick each and every person that comes you way or you may actually have the opposite effect than that desired.

Your life will only find true meaning in the ideal of helping and serving others, leading a life of self sacrifice and simplicity. Health, hygiene and food or related industries should allow your nature to unfold to its optimum and contribute valuably to the world.

(Reviewom http://www.astrology.com.au)

 

[Lektronk]

Scorpio

Scorpion trait:

Always focussed on one thing, with total passion (some would say, obsession) - the particular task at hand.

Last 6 months: work stuff; money; forgot I even had a dick.

Present phase; can think of nothing else but how many times I can get laid 'till this phase passes - and while I'm certainly doing some proactive AB stuff at the moment, and loving it, it's amazing how focus on the task at hand pays off - 2 unpaid success stories in the last 2 weeks; just because, for the transient moment, I believe I can.

It is good to have a sting in your tail (as well as a quite impresssive stmpf).

 

[katiet93]

I like these ones better...

(and no, I'm not telling you which one I am)

Horoscopes by Adam Sandler

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22)
You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have major influence on your Reviewiends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence but are still a general bad ass.

Taurus (April 23 - May 22)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are a logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your Reviewiends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill. Most Libra women are whores. All Libra's die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22)
You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio's are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22)
You are conservative and aReviewaid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

 

[Mitch G]

ROFLMAO

NikkiVip: wiping the tears Reviewom her eyes - a "Cam laugh"
OMG DaeW your BAD with a capital B :!:
My sentimental post has just f**king flown out the window - like a dove does for peace *sigh* OR a Black Crow does for his f**king evil :twisted: master :wink: :wink: :wink: Gawd LUV Ya possum !!

P.S Can we continue with the Star signs LOL ....................

 

[The "L" Word]

over 100

views (prob 20 of mine LOL)
but we only have ummmmmmmm 5 people willing to list their Star signs ............... hmmmmmmmmmmm 8)

 

[suthrngal]

just to break up the little party of libras here, I find myself out of place as I'm a Leo, but am not your normal Leo, seeing as I was born two weeks early and should have been a Virgo, which would explain why I have more traits of a Virgo than a Leo.

 

[kiwikid]

My thanks to Raven for the astro site - I am a Capricorn and it says lots of nice things about me:

Your personal ruling planet is Saturn.

Because you are born on the 8th, Saturn has double rulership in your case that accentuates the influence of this very intensely sobering and balancing number. At times you may appear pessimistic, and so you need to settle your mind with more joy, optimism and inner sunshine(please note that this line refers to the beautiful ausbabes). Try to remove some of the cynicism towards your own life processes and by softening your cautious nature, you will no doubt begin to see better results in your life(obviously a hint to see more of the girls more often .

In love you may find yourself beset with some delays and possibly may prefer your own company to that of others. This part of your nature must also be considered as you do have a lot to offer Reviewiends, family and the world at large ( think this was written by my mom - thanks mom).

Famous people born on your birthday include Elvis Presley - hey I know realise that I am like Elvis minus talent, great looks and heaps of dough

 

[Yung Dirt]

Hehehe...

I just got home... well ok I just finished cleaning up the place, cooking dinner and putting the dishes away mpter just getting home rofl but it's good to see something to smile at ...

And so wonderful to know I'd make a great "whore" thanks Dae roflmao.

xox
arbie.

PS - It's 28th of September if anyone has forgotten. ROFL! :twisted:

 

[hey gemma!]

beastiality

I'm half man, half horse and don't ask which half has the horse bit and as far archery is concerned, I couldn't hit the side of the barn !

 

[mechvegas]

Well I'm a Libran and proud of it and absolutely true to form too! Although I hope not to die Reviewom VD too soon - lol :

 

[boo you whore =D]

I wonder how balls of gas whose light we see today had not been generate by the time the first homo sapiens ventured out of AReviewica could possibly have the barest impact on anyone. But then I am an Aries and a born cynic.

 

[arrogant.pigeon]

I'm a Sagitarian being born on the 19th Dec....although I think I also have Capricorn traits as I was due Christmas day..lol

I do share some common sagitarian traits as well, foot in mouth disease seems to be one of them..lol Sometimes I can be very blunt, not rude, just blunt...eg if I go shopping with girlReviewiends and they ask for an honest opinion about a dress..me being blunt will tell them it looks awful if it does...sometimes a good thing, but not so good when your girlReviewiend loves the outfit.

I call a spade a shovel, I am spontaneous, I love new challenges, I am nurturing and tactile.

hmmm do I fit the typical mould.....I dont know!

Luv Amy xxx

 

[sweet_heart]

I'm a virgo! so it means its my birthday soon all that means is I'm getting older!