Should I ask my MPA to collect a sample (?)

[Sheilla W]

A few months ago I set the boys free but snipping the bungee cord. (vasectomy)

I've religiously followed doctors orders to have sex at least 20-30 times. Next week I'm due to return to the clinic with a sample to ensure that the "all the tadpoles have left the pond". I've got my little plastic cup and lid all ready.

So here's my question, would it be in good taste to ask my favourite MPA to collect the sample during our next encounter.

Arguments in favour

1. It would appeal to her sense of being a true "health-care" provider

2. It would save me having to do it on my own

3. I could embellish the doctors orders with stuff like "it's important that an erection is maintained for 30 min prior to release to maximize the load...blah, blah, blah"

Arguments against

1. She might think I'm a freak and kick me out.

2. She might be too distracted with getting every last drop that the quality of the release might suffer.

3. I'm usual a little "dopey" after the session and I might drop the cup or spill it on the way out.

Any suggestions.

 

[chrissy b]

just remember that you have to do it dry...no oil or spit...and keep the cup between your legs on the way to the clinic....been there done that...

good luck.

 

[Enticing_Raspberry]

Just don't forget to tip her on the way out.....

 

[Pretty in Pink]

Ask.
Enjoy.
Dayger.

 

[Sandralynn]

do it and take a phtot of her reaction, thats a kodak moment if I've ever heard of one!

 

[ukfan14]

OK, I'm goin for it!!!

I like Cathy's input very much. I'll go with the "serious" approach.

It's always good to get a female perspective on these things.

One other benefit for the MPA -- fewer towels to clean.

 

[ALLAdmin]

I say go for it, she might think you are a little strange, but i'm sure she will still do it. It might even be a turn on for her (we can dream, can't we?)

 

[Halli]

Well I did it. I visited the MPA who has always been a fun-loving gal and I knew I would have the best shot at success with her. (she has huge hooters as well so no arguement there).

She delivered the first SOG right into the awaiting container. I called her Nurse Betty for her comely bedside manner. Then is was back to the "regular" massage and a happy ending.

The other good news is -- my results are negative - yeah -- no more swimmers to get me into trouble.

I left a nice tip and joked about making a business out of selling "cups" outside an MPA to patrons who can use them to get a MSOG session.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Yeah baby!!!
Right on....

.fr