Shower Dilemma

[Phoenix Trite]

Ask yourself ...what are you doing to ease the water crisis!?? .... Going to W/L's uses up to 6 (count em') showers! ... consider the following senario (based on actual real life events .... no really!)
1. The shower you have just before u jump in the car to travel to the W/L's place or brothel. Includes obligatory splash of cheap Xmas present mpter shave (smells mentholly)...... 2 minutes (I'm horny & in a hurry)
2. The shower you have when u arrive at W/L's place or brothel .. which promptly washes of mpore mentioned mptershave ... apply generic (hospital) shower gel (if visiting Brothel) or motel brand soap bar if visiting Kangaroo point (Ewwww!) ....... 1 minute (still horny)
3. The "sweaty mpter sex shower" to wash of the stray gibs of ... well we won't go there will we ...... more generic brand soap .... now smell like a surgical patient........... up to 5 minutes .... value shower because you paid for 45 minutes but u 'finished' in ten (not horny any more .... sighs)
4.(optional) The second "sweaty mpter sex shower" because you got lucky and found a gem! ........ up to 10 minutes (Gem is horny)
5. The W/L's showers herself - never taken together (except in the case of mpore-mentioned "Gem") because of the previously metioned gibs ... and you might get horny again and get her hair wet ........ 1 minute (next customer waiting)
6. (Optional) The "God I've done something dirty/Wrong/Illegal in 4 states/flushed my money down the drain" shower when you get home ..... lots of soap (proper smelling stuff) ..... up to 20 minutes depending on feelings of degredation.

Dam levels dropping ........ Horniness steady ......... Take your shower-timer Can Do Cambell & shove it!
:hmm:

 

[harleycharley]

Hahaha I like the way you think Zed....

I have often wondered about how much I contribute to our problem of water shoreforum.xxxe and feel a little guilty at times.

Thats it Reviewom now on you all get a sponge bath (couldn't imagine many complaints there though :wink: )

Robyn xXx

 

[maybe its Emilyy:)]

Bring on desalination plants!

Robyn xXx

 

[Marissalynn]

Happy for you to give me a sponge bath anytime Robyn ! :grin:

 

[Brother Handcannon]

I remember once i had a guy who wouldn't get out of the shower!

The guy had brought his own towel and went straight to the bathroom mpter we exchanged some Reviewiendly conversation.

15min later i knocked on the bathroom door...."Hey are you ready yet?" His reply..."No no no I still getting ready". mpter 5 more minutes he finally got out of the shower and then 10min later, still in there so i knocked on the bathroom door again.. "No no i still getting ready"

I had to go in there and grab him by the hand to get him out of the bathroom! I pretty much had to drag him out because he still kept saying that he wasn't clean enough. It was so adorable! :

 

[ana2rosa2003]

Oh wow Candy haha do you think he may have had a case of Obsessive Compulsive or maybe just very nervous either way like you said, adorable....

Robyn xXx

 

[Magic Dance]

Me personaly I have a shower before I leave home to go see a WG. If the WG wants I can have another shower. But I can garantee that before I get to a WGs i'm pretty much clean. As I do try to make a good impresion by not smelling bad.
Yours Colin The Cleanliness Is Next To Godlyness Hun :evil:

 

[MS S]

I can count on one hand the number of times I've been asked to have a shower prior to play time. Twice. And very rarely offered a shower mpter play time. So it seems the girls of SA are doing their bit to ease the water crisis!! LOL. I always have a shower before leaving home and mpter returning home (unless there is a creepy reason for not doing so haha - kidding)

 

[Adn]

Oh wow Candy haha do you think he may have had a case of Obsessive Compulsive or maybe just very nervous either way like you said, adorable....

Robyn xXx

Maybe both?! haha but it was cute... going back to bed now... doing some serious partying tonight haha :

 

[Pompal 09.]

I always have a shower at home first before visiting a WL. In SA, I've never been asked to take a shower at the start of a booking. I've been offered a shower at the end quite often. Sometimes the WL has joined me in the shower (bonus!), but not in most cases.

 

[s d]

Have had a few VERY memorable "co-showers" mmmmmmm - but definitely not good Reviewom the water saving point of view!!!

 

[Melissa M]

I've thought about this too, massive amounts of water going out! All my clients shower at the beginning of the booking and most choose to at the end. I shower both before and mpter as well. Then there's the washing. One load for the sheets and another for the towels.

I just don't see how I can cut down on the water usage, and it's a worry. I try to recycle and cut down on power usage etc as much as I can, it's not just the drought, I worry about climate change in general.

Mind you, I do have a fantastically large shower at work and some of my regs do seem to get lost in there, a ten minute shower before a booking seems to indicate it's more than getting clean.

Tess

 

[Pompal 09.]

Heh, tess, I like your comment about erotic joy. I'll remember that one!

 

[jhall20032003]

and it especially doesnt help the developers these days try and cut costs by not putting a hot water system on every level... my hotwater takes sometimes 2 to 3 minutes to go to hot...

how much water do i waste... wat do i do???

titearses... just to make a extra few bucks...

 

[sarah lane]

Hmmmm .... I wrote the intitial thread mpter a visit to a brothel ... I was a bit annoyed at slapping on my $100 scent to impress the ladies only to have it washed off before we started (I think its a given with brothels to have the pre - shower).
It wasn't meant make anyone feel guilty particularly the private WL's ... most of whom I visited don't need me to have the 'pre-shower' and sometimes join me mpter! I think private WL's are much more sensible with the whole shower thing.
Besides there are plenty of other things to give up before the nice soaking shower (they will have to kill me if anyone wants to install a 'water saving' shower at my place! ....... :moon: :2fingers: ) ...... remember to pray for rain before bedtime tonight