Signs of a great massage to come!

[hamster]

LOL. LOL. Some indicators that your about to have
the greatest massage!!!
(Slightly exaggerated for your reading enjoyment)

1. You can't help but notice your mpa fingering
her nipple and rubbing her crotch as she books
you in.

2. Your mpa is really a porn star doing research
for her next movie.

3. She nicknamed her tongue "The washcloth"

4. She refuses payment, she feels it will
"cheapen the experience." He He

5. She thinks the topless and nude options
were for her friends waiting to come in and
do their part.

6. She wants to pay you for the body slide

7. You hear her fighting the other mpa's
as to who will massage you.

8. She is talking dirty and undressing as she
walks you to the room

9. She insists on porno's during the session

10. She thought the massage time options
were 30 min massage, 45 min reverse and 1
hour release all in one session.

 

[simi_krishna2003]

...

11. As she walks into the room, she says, "I just caught my boyfriend cheating on me.".

12. She pops a blue viagara pill into her mouth.

13. She brings in extra towels because she gets so wet during sessions.

 

[Sebastian]

15. She looks in her bag and says "Gee, I thought I had a condom in here....I sure hope you did."

 

[sunflower16]

When I was her first session of the day, and she asked me to shave her pussy...

 

[Violet_Purple_Pink]

16. For round one, she is dying to give you the best blow job of your life ... the wet saliva type ... and she says says she loves to swallow.

17. for round two, she wants every which way but wants to end in a cowgirl position, but changes her mind and asks for the money shot.

18. for round three, she really has been curious about anal and wants you to be her first.

19. before #16 to #18 takes place, she sets up a DVD camcorder and says after it is over she wants you to remember the moment for all times.

20. before any of the above, it is a Viagara session, she is alone in the MP and she closes shop before the session begins.

VBB

 

[jesssiccaah]

Which video was this you were watching VBB?

 

[justin b]

Why Sheik, you are asking a question for which everybody knows the answer to ...

"The Red Stiletto Diaries"

VBB

 

[smiley]

Hmmmm.... and yer in a place where everybody knows your name

 

[S050683]

21. She gives you a DFK at the reception.
22. Once she is in the room, she says "I only have 5 packs of condoms. Oh well, I guess these will do for now."

 

[Rachel <3]

23. She's got her hand down your pants as you are being led to the room.

 

[obitdude2]

24. She licks her lips each time she's near "you"
25. She tells her MPA friends about your technique and their actually jealous
26. you start paying the door fee only, like renting a room!!

 

[~just me~]

"6. She wants to pay you for the body slide"

That is what an MPA told me last week when I saw her for the first time.............and I did have a great massage although I paid for the BS.

 

[Boo Boo Kitty]

Good stuff guys.
What was that about the Red Stiletto Diaries?

 

[Brian]

I think that was a reference to the movie "Red Shoe Diaries"...

27. The MPA tells you she enjoys your sessions coz her boyfriend doesn't know what the hell he's doing ! LOL