Strangest MP Experience?

[bill g]

I thought a thread on strange experieces might be interesting.

One of mine occurred several years ago at a now defunct place. I had a very nice basic type service on a previous visit and hoped to see the same attendant. My MPA wasn't there so the one of the other ladies looked after me.

She entered the room and treated me like I was a long lost friend. Ten minutes into the massage she was naked (without my asking) and giving me a tongue bath. When I turned over the bath continued. Soon the little guy was in her mouth on the way to bbbjtc. Being a pretty safe kind of guy I wanted to stop her but who the hell could think straight at that point.

She gave me back money from the tip I offered and upon leaving said "don't wait so long between visits Fred". I said........ "my name's not Fred". She was still laughing and babbling incoherently as I eased my way out the door. Hmmm, I wonder if Fred is a massageplanet.net member.

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[al_percy]

Fred Zed??

elmo

 

[shy gal]

a couple of years ago, I went to the MP on bridgeland by the accounting firm (I don't recall the name, i think it's call body and soul now or whatever).

anyway there was one girl available at that time and she was a big girl...220-230lbs...give or take a few...at that time i weigh 155 to 160 lbs...i really didn't want to go...but i have a real problem of saying no b/c i don't want to offend people....so i'm in the room and she comes in and ask if i wanted a bs(i'm thinking 220lbs on top of me might hurt)....so i opted for topless with touching b/c i wanted to at least give her a tip....i felt bad for her b/c she was trying really hard but i couldn't acheive wood....mainly b/c i was not attracted to her...she asked if i've been drinking...i lied and told her yes(I was dry...but what am i going to tell her...no wood b/c you are fat)...she told me to concentrate...so i started to think about the movie i saw a couple of days ago...i think it was call...'In the ass jones and the temple of poon'....meanwhile she was blowing air on little johnny....and without realizing b/c my eyes were closed...i hit her in the eye with my 'release'...she was pissed and i felt so bad....but once i got into my car...i couldn't stop giggling like a little school girl....i'm such an *******.

 

[swingwig]

i didn't know you couldn't say

'a-hole'

 

[the man]

A$$hole

 

[Pompal 09.]

I had just pulled into the parking lot of a popular EBC MP. I usually park the car a few units away from the MP so that if somebody notices I can say that I was visiting a legitimate business.

Just as I am about to get out of the car I see my UNCLE come out of the MP. Ouch, It was almost like seeing my DAD come out of the MP.

I was very lucky, one minute later and we would have passed each other at the door and there would have been hell to pay for both of us.

 

[Peter & Paulo]

I was just inside a now closed downtown MP where i knew the receptionist and my cell phone rang. As the reception wasn't too clear I stepped into the hallway of the office complex it was housed in, headed for the outter door, just as 5 members of Metros morality squad were entering....talk about fortunate timing!

 

[Baileymonster. :]]

Several years ago went to an MP near EBC area, the Canadian girl who was taking care of me started a strange conversation about her age. She then bet me that I couldn't guess her correct age...if I did, she would give me a treat. Well, I got lucky and guessed the right age. It blew her away, she ran out of the room naked and grabbed her girlfriend and brought her in and told her what I had done....so the girlfriend says, I'll join you for free if you can guess my age.
So I said well, for me to guess you'll have to get naked first, I need to be able to see you.
She got naked, I enjoyed a close inspection then took a guess.
Lightning does strike twice....what a memorable session.

 

[missmojo78]

About one month ago(NOV 2002) there was an add in the Eye

 

[Sarah K]

Shades!...looks like you can get work down at the Ex this summer! (always wanted to be a carny)

 

[shevy]

I was up at the Pegasus Spa. I actually went in at around midnight or so. I was led in by a beautiful blonde girl. Not super model material, but sweet none the less.

I asked for NR, and a jacuzzi session, and she said ok. I asked the rules, and she told me.

So she massaged me. When it was time to switch, I asked if I could give her a treat. She said "sure". Well, it musc have been nice because the rules went out the window...

 

[Aisling M]

My experience was more disgusting than weird. I was in the EBC area at 338 and I saw a bloody kleenex with what looked like a tampon right on top of the garbage can.....Jesus Christ girls!

 

[KrispyKreme]

That's not so bad la venganza, one time I was getting a b/s from a Russian girl at one of those $60 nude places, and she stops in the middle to remove her tampon! That was messed up!

Zappy

 

[ape2016]

she stops in the middle to remove her tampon! quote]

That would have given me turtle dick for sure!

 

[Kenny K]

At Alpha. Attendant came in ; black, tight bodied. Bent over, smacked her own ass "ever seen an ass as good as this?" she yells. Scar / birthmark aside, yes frankly.

Get a BS ($50!). After what I remember to be a fairly good backrub I flip over and she goes to town with her hand. Imagine shaking a champagne bottle on New Years Eve. " Keep it up and we'll be done" I say. "You got more where that came from, right? Plenty of time." says she. Well she was right.

3 SOG .Good God. I was scared not to!

Repeat? Yes, probably!

 

[Display]

This is my strange/bad encounter at the MP.
I was getting massage by a very hot MPA at the place near Steeles and Weston. Place got closed soon after.
I was getting my final part of the massage and I was very close to finish when a boyfriend of the MPA walked into the room and asked the girl if she was giving me a head. She started to yell at him and I got up from the table and started getting dressed.
Boyfriend than started yelling at me (he was drinking), and I said this is not my business it is between him and his girl.
I got dressed and they argue and just before I left he punched the girl in her face. I walked out and called LE.
I feel bad for the girl but I was not going to get into scrap with the guy over MPA. I did call for help but didn't stick around to see what happened when LE arrived.

SWM

 

[~ Dan ~]

This happened a while back. I believe this MP was also on HWY 7. Back then the MP had a lot of amazing looking European MPAs, especially on Thursday and Friday. But it wasn

 

[Kass86]

Sixer - that is really funny. I had an encounter with an older woman about 15 years ago. She advertised a bath and a massage in the paper. She greeted me at her Bloor St location and I assumed that she was the manager even when it was her who drew the bath. After soaking for a few minutes she returned to bathe me.

The lady had to be 60. She acted somewhat eccentric- professional so I decided that I'd picked a straight place and decided to gut it out. During the massage part she started stroking my testicles and perineum telling me that this was good for my sexual energy. She then pulled out a tube of what I assume was lube and a rubber glove. My heart stopped.

Thinking quickly I asked the time and of course was late for an appointment. I was still buttoning my shirt on the way down the hallway.

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[Joanne :)]

Do you always have such an effect on women?

 

[`SoA Nintendo]

While I was travelling from one appointment to another, I stopped by to look up this new MP. When the MPA answered the door, she knew where I work and greeted me with my real name.

You know what, I was in such a hurry I forget to remove my ID.

Of course, I had to find a quick excuse and did not stay ...........

Hey guys, make sure you remove your ID, hide your parking permit etc before entering.........