This One Made Me Laugh

[love and peace]

So, if she wants to share her love and joy and bliss so much, then why is she charging $150/hr? So, I get a spiritual massage and a breathing lesson for $150/hr? I find my time at KMPs for $50 more, more fulfilling, thank you very much.

 

[R. S.]

The first paragraph was soothing, and the second even more so. The third paragraph had me melting. Then, the fourth had me wondering.....the fifth? I thought she was hormonal and had PMS.

Imagine being home all by yourself where you can relax and be pampered by a beautiful goddess that will provide you with tools to bring joy, sensuality & enthusiasm to every area in your life and to be able to be the best you can be for all the people you associate with.

I'm Carla and I’m what you might call a Sensual Muse. My sessions are relaxing, very sensual and uplifting. I have a beautiful touch and a wonderful attitude that you will find very delightful. I'm caucasian and beautiful and my services are for upscale clientele who are Not on a tight budget, and does seem concerned for spending at least $150hr for a top notch service. This is an outcall service, incall is not provided.

I offer an intensely pleasurable Tantric Massage. I will help teach you the divine tool of breathing which is not only utilized in Tantra but for meditation, yoga etc.

I'm really looking for wonderful people who are really serious about receiving Sensual massage and lifting their vibration & consciousness and becoming as a result, a sensual being and who don't mind paying top dollar for this service. Cash only!

If you would like to reserve time with me today, please send me an email and we’ll take it from there. I do not offer incalls, Do Not ask for an incall!!! I will Never do incalls!!! DO NOT EMAIL ME ASKING SEXUAL QUESTIONS, I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE!!! I will respond immediately to your email.

I hope this day fills you with bliss, light & love.

Namaste,

Carla