waiting time for mpa to come

[Tracy Max]

i hate waiting for mpa to come into the room after i have showered. they usually let me wait for a good 5-10minutes. they take so long a time to come.

 

[Pompal 09.]

The waiting time is a bad thing but if I may make a few suggestions for the wait.

1. Do Push ups - helps you look better

2.Bring some chicken fingers to eat

3.Bring your favourite Archy commics

 

[The Conceited Bastard]

4. Spank the monkey so you'll last longer when it comes time for the release

 

[Rodina]

As a matter of fact, it does happen. Unnecessarily, since there shouldn't be any performance anxiety happening either. Contrary to real life, we generally have a strong preference for short distance runners (9 out of 10 cases represent sprinters). Maybe we should have a new thread: How long is long?

As to the waiting time...

Yes, that is definitely annoying to our customers, and I personally vow to improve myself. But, sometimes you need to do in between appointments the following:

-fold towels and check laundry, so everything is nice and clean for you,

-refresh ourselves (I prefer to do it discretely after I leave the room),

-clean and disinfect the shower for the next person,

-say a quick 'hi' to incoming traffic and answer the phone from people who think they called 1-900 number.

That's all I can think of right now, but thanks everyone for suggestions.

 

[Deke]

Alanis:

Most of what you refer to is before the guy gets into the room. I think what the guys are complaining about is waiting 15 minutes after they get into the room. After you have showered for 2-3 minutes, you end up wiating bass-assed on the table for 5-10 minutes, which always seems twice as long as it actually is.

What I think happens is the MPAs sit in he back and try to get in a couple of cigarettes between clients.

 

[waldey524]

Old Teacher:

I think both times actually.

When it is extremely busy, you need to do the things I mentioned before and also after they get to the room. After they get in, we give clients 5-10 min to have a shower. This is the time I had in mind when I wrote my previous response. If there are back to back bookings, this is the only time you have to do some 'house keeping' (if there's nobody else helping you) or, as you mentioned OT, have a cigarette. You are all right, it's unacceptable to wait forever for attendant to come.

Extreme measures that might work though. Put your robe on, walk out of the room, aimlessly roam around a little bit while humming some funny tune, sneak behind the door of another occupied room and pretend that you're peaking in, or play The happy Flasher in front of the mirror in the lobby. I am sure you'll get your attendant running to your room! BTW, these things happened for real.

 

[invitemeforcoffee.co.uk]

Guys just try and relax and and enjoy the build up to the fun.Like Tease me said,do something constructive while waiting.I usually perform 30 ass to the ground squats followed by 30 pushups.Once the transient hypertrophy kicks in you will look that much sexier for your MPA.And hey if you still have time why not reward yourself with some chicken fingers.

PS Leopold is angrily waiting for CBC to put on the Russia/Latvia hockey game

 

[Pragmat]

Rusty, when I have a little extra time, I disrobe in the waiting area and completely pre-oil myself, head to toe! Saves a little time at the start of the session. I suspect the squats you're doing might go a little better if you tried the same!

Anyway, why are we always in such a rush? I think the MP experience should be all about relaxation. No reason it shouldn't start in the waiting area.

 

[eliza]

although, i have tried to be honest with my clients and tell them i am going to be a 5 minutes or i will return shortly, as Alanis stated, there is always something that stops us from getting back there.....and sometimes it is just the most unusual things....i also try and apologize when i get held up, but lets face it, we all have those days.....
patience is a virtue, but if the wait is too long, mention it, politely and i'm sure the attendant will explain as to why....or try asking how long she'll be before she disappears from the room....

just a thought....

 

[Disabled Vietnam Veteran]

I would rather sit in the waiting room, than lie 15 minutes buck naked on the table after a shower waiting for my MPA. If the attendant is going to be a while before she see's you, you shouldn't be shown to the room.

One attendant told me, the general rule is for the MPA to wait 5 minutes after the shower has been turned off. That's reasonable.

 

[Starjumper the R&S Cow]

When I was a semi regular in the hobby, one night after work I rolled in, was told my fave MPA would be about 10 mins...so I went in showered, and unlike 80% of the MP's out there, this place was warm enough that after my shower I didn't shiver. I laid on the table, and about 30mins later..my fave came in.. and she HAD TO WAKE me. Hell I was so relaxed before she touched me that the massage was just icing in the cake!!!
Seriously tho, I think you ladies have to understand that with no clock in the room 5 mins can seem like an hour. In my case, thatisn't a problem since I can snooze as long as it is warm. So ...if it is gonna be a wait, at least don't have the thermostat set so low I need a comforter!!!

 

[Milky-Joe]

LMFAO!..............And I thought I was the only one who fell asleep waiting on the table and I love the comforter idea, the towel just don't keep ya warm.

Jazzman

 

[fittyp205]

Here's a suggestion:

If you're left waiting longer than 5 minutes after your shower, the extra time should be added to the end of your session.

30 minute session + waited 10 minutes = 40 minute session
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