Watch the angle......right in the kisser

[Dunyah]

During a recent session I received more than I bargained for.

As we were on the final lap to the finish line in the usual format.

Pop#1 - splat right on my forehead

as I tried to speak to get the angle of projection raised

Pop#2 - right on my mouth and nose

Then we both started to laugh.

She then quips "Aren't you lucky! Guys ask for facials all the time and we always say no. But in your case I guess we've just made an exception."

She did spend extra time mopping up and gave me a rather passionate kiss to "make sure we got everything."

Has anyone had a similar experience? Things must go off kinter in this area frequently.

 

[Suzanne]

Better to jerk before the session... They are taking aim at us!

Beware!

 

[white gravy]

Did you taste good?

 

[inlove7]

To be honest -- after 2 decades of self-service and sex with others, this was the first time i had ever tasted it.

It was a little salty, reminiscent of the "special sauce" McDonalds uses on the Big Mac.

 

[rodney c]

Just between you and me....

1 part ketchup

1 part mayonaise

1 part relish

and voila, the secret's out!

 

[badboyeee]

jh69**2... you left out the one part semen... why do you think the pimple faced kids in the kitchen always giggle like schoolgirls when someone orders a big mac :-(

 

[rain]

Okay, a post about tasting your own jizza has to be one of the sickest post ever!

Where is Jenn Angel when I need her!!!


I'm sticking to 1/4 pounders!


Back Burner

 

[maria41986]

Yeah, I did blast the ol' jyzeem right into the shnoze once -- but then I'm only 2' 3" tall...

Seriously, I haven't had the pleasure !

Cheers...

 

[Nomnomnom]

That's nice LDB........but I would have been more impressed if you had told us you could toss your own salad. LOL

Craven.

 

[Chinchilla Lover]

Oh BB if you only knew................... The irony in this all........ Never mind it would be well under your toes.

 

[Jim The Baptist]

That's my girl!

Wooo - No everythings back to normal.

Back Burner


P.S. - You really do a search on your name?

You're so vain. You probably think this post is about you.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Getting worried were you? You should have been... I had a really high fever for 4 days..............

And yes damn it I do. How else to enter the flame wars?!?!?!?!

 

[WarpNet]

I was getting worried too B.B.....But I thought she might be in Nova Scotia to see a solar eclipse of the sun

 

[Esther]

I'd be in PEI... At the "Red House"

Now only an Islander would ever catch that one...