What are some good ideas for introducing myself and my friend to the Pentecostal

[Neuropsych]

Church? Perhaps my friend should fall down and play dead, then I can say, "Sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na" and pretend I'm casting a spell on him. Then I can dump a bucket of water on his head because of the fact that I'll insist I saw he was on fire. Then, I'll throw a fire blanket on the victim and tell everyone to stand back and give the victim some room, saying that he feels claustrophobic when people are around. Then I'll pretend to tell him about his and ask for money insinuating that the more people give me, the better his or her future will be, -- they eat that stuff up.

What are your ideas on how I should make my first impression?