What's she thinkin....

[Brandon G]

In the movie "What women want", Mel Gibson had his brain slightly re-wired after a jolt by his hair-dryer falling into the tub and since then, he was able to read the minds of the women around him.

Now, if you had that gift but were alone with your favorite MPA, massaging you, what do you think you would hear ?

 

[Cass]

hmmmm......I wonder if I left the iron on?




Big Ben

 

[Leeiiissssaaaaa]

"Just five more minutes."

"I have to pee"

"What did he say his name was?"

"I wonder if I am getting in the way of the camera?"

"Will he review me on massageplanet.net?"

 

[BarbieGirl]

(While lying on her back)
"Hmmm.....Looks like the ceiling needs painting...."

 

[downloadaholik]

"OK "..."Wow that was a long time"
"You look so young"
"You're so big"
"Don't forget speak very poor english"
"I like it when you finish fast"

 

[nick h h]

theme from jepordy

 

[wella]

"this sex change was the best money I invested"

 

[Pompal 09.]

"I wonder if this is Goober?"

"This had better not be Rusty!"

"I can't believe I get paid for this."

"My God. This guy must beat off 100 times a day."

" I almost lost an eye!"

 

[smartk99]

"I love a man with a hairy back"

 

[ColeT]

Theme from "Sandford and Son".

Theme from "Benny Hill".

"Golly, that reminds me. I have to buy sausage tonight."

 

[Clayton]

wow, the man of my dreams ...

If only, he knew how much I really loved him ...

I wish he'd try to suffocate me with his lips ...

I wonder if he'd notice his underwear missing ...

Fuck, I hope some one else is washing the towels ...

1,2,3,4 what are we fighting for ? ...

And to think shrinks get a degree for this shit ...

Damn, I forgot what I was thinking ...

He's gotta be kidding .. oh god, he's not ...

This dude needs a serious tummy tuck ...

Who the hell is Uncle Ernie, anyway ...

Why is he looking at me like that ...

 

[Marisa H]

wow, the man of my dreams ... On tv while I'm stuck here.

If only, he knew how much I really loved him ... Ending his session in15 minutes

I wish he'd try to suffocate me with his lips ... I meant big tips

I wonder if he'd notice his underwear missing ... I think the dog just stole it

Fuck, I hope some one else is washing the towels ... O.T. hasn't been here in a week/month

1,2,3,4 what are we fighting for ? ... I'm shure Alana woold think of somrthing intresting that rimes wit fore

And to think shrinks get a degree for this shit ... And all I get is the shit that stinks

Damn, I forgot what I was thinking ... Damn I forgot what I was thinking...Damn, etc

He's gotta be kidding .. oh god, he's not ... He does want to wear a diaper

This dude needs a serious tummy tuck ... It looks like an ass on his belly

Who the hell is Uncle Ernie, anyway ... Uncle Bert's 'Special Friend'?

Why is he looking at me like that ...Does he know what I'm thinking???

 

[Mrs. Brightside]

"Wow, he lasted almost 60 seconds this time!"

"Is that a blister? Ah who cares..."

"That towel he is lying on is getting a little ripe after 1 week."

 

[Pompal 09.]

"OMG! 13.5 inches... now how did they say how to handle that on massageplanet.net?"

 

[mlinda]

" It's pronounced 'Fee-Bee', goddamn it!.."FEE-BEE!!"

 

[bryn]

"Oh that reminds me, I have to pump some air in my bicycle tires"

"Can I get compensation for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome?"

"I've got more oil on me than when I worked the deep-fryer at New York Fries!"

"Is there a draft in here or is he hyperventilating?"

"MSOGs from an old guy like this? Who's he kidding? We'll need another hour at least!"

"Yes they are attached, could you please try to not rip them off!"

"I wonder what's on HGTV tonight"

"I'd kill for a cheeseburger and a smoke right now!"

"Hmmm..should I recommend my plastic surgeon to this guy? He sure needs it!"

"If I close my eyes long enough, maybe he'll become Tom Cruise"
(no wait - that was my S/O!)


Bone

 

[chipper35_1999]

"I wish all men were like you"

"You remind me of my father/mother/brother"

"should've stayed in school"

 

[Sarah Stone]

"My day is complete....it doesn't get any better than this..... my fave - another bald, overweight old guy"

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