YOu know You are from Bangalore when.....

[Gerardo Maravilla]

1) when people with telugu surnames are considered as kannadigas - Reddys

2) "adjust maadi" is the national anthem of people here.

3) outsiders wondered how could rajkumar(the hindi actor) be kidnapped by verappan when he was already dead...

4) the auto fellow charges you according to the language u speak to him in... kannada - meter charge, any other south indian language - 10 rupees above meter, hindi - meter...wahts that...no meter only fixed rates

5) v become really pissed if the govt website is not working or the email id is not working...

6) there are more holes on the road than the road itself..

7) after every monsoon, the most posh areas will the first ones under water.

8) everyone thinks software engineers earn money just for sitting in the a/c rooms

9) having a karnataka flag outside your office is far important than the indian flag

10) the farmers who used to run behind buffalos 15 years back are super rich real estate people

11) getting to office drains out more energy than working in the office

12) bulding a flyover is equivalent to building a tajmahal... takes years and atleast 3 chief ministers change during its construction

13) the biggest headache of college goers is that the pubs close at 11 rather than anything else.. ( where do i get my beer??? )

14) while coming back after a visit to goa, you buy n hide tonnes n tonnes of liquor in ur car or van coz its cheaper there...

15) v go to cafes only with wi-fi connectivity

16) outsiders walk up n down the brigade road aimlessly just to boast the next day to us that they were in brigade road till late nite...

17) eating hot sambhar vada or idli or chow chow bath on a rainy day in sukh sagar or shanti sagar or any such place is far better than eating burgers at mcdonalds

18) speaking in kannada to cops can get you off with anything...

19) guys who have stayed all their life in bangalore dont know to speak kannada but know flawless english

20) malayalis have the sole copyright to own every bakery in bangalore. all the guys who work there r called chetta no matter if he is old enuf to be ur grandaddy...

when you go to "Vidyarthi Bhavan" to eat awesome masala dosa in that old tiny place.....

When you are given just half masala dosa even tough you are willing to pay for a full at Siddappa

when you can find Idli 24 hours a day..........

when you prefer to drink coffee at joints like Airlines, MTR, Canara cafe rather than CCD's

when you eat ice cream at Corner House (best i have had till date)

when you have to take at least one diversion to reach your destination due to the construction of a fly over

when you can walk fast than drive......

when you pay the highest price for petrol in the whole country....

when you can find a food joint that is authentic to any state.....

 

[IneteTook]

:lmao: good find..

 

[Anna M]

So true , I am nostalgic

 

[Bethanie Honey Clayton]

Add one more,

 

[Wesley Johnsen]

I wish it was not true!


:ashamed: You are talking about Koramangala


Corner house unk:


rotest: :admin

 

[Masrya Tool El 3omr <3]

nice find indeed

 

[norah]

You can, but they all taste the same.



Thats true, I have seen men wearing dhotis and slippers getting down from Mercedes.

 

[No Love ?]

I still miss Empire's chilly chicken. Can't find that kind of chicken anywhere in Delhi.