YO YO review

[JMan76]

Long time lurker on this forum.
I have been to YO YO many times in the past with fine results but I recently had a massage with Monica who I think is the owner and it was not a good experience at all. I also was curious if these places were actually doing a full hour massage.

Here are the spark notes of this review of Monica:
- showed up and asked for a 1 hour massage.
-Massage started and She was on her phone every 5-10 minutes and left the room a couple of times. Once she came back she said “sorry about that I will add 5 minutes to the end”
- massage consisted of massaging my shoulder for 27 minutes.
- HE was rushed and mechanical and I had to tell her to slow down and stop death gripping the LG
- once the HE was complete my watch said the massage was only 38 minutes. With the shower at then end it totalled to 42 minutes.
- once it came to payment she put the payment on the card reader at $189. I said absolutely not as the massage was only 38 minutes and was closer to the 45 minutes time slot. She said “ oh sorry it is GST “ I said to her gst was not $70 on a $120 massage.

After going to this place quite often I would highly recommend not seeing Monica and if you do go with her make sure you are prepared to have an interesting time (not in a good way)

I would recommend Amy there as she is great and offers amazing services.

Sorry for the long rant.

 

[The hook]

thanks for sharing .......

 

[Ali2123]

Hi, long time no see. Yesterday I had an appointment with Amy for an hour, she was a great massage. When I checked out I saw a message that I wanted to share with you. I asked how much it was and she said $85, and the tip was voluntary. I asked how much the tip was and she explained that it was a company policy not to ask for tips from guests. In the end I paid $120 including the tip. When I left I thought the company needs to improve its management to continue to grow. I will come again.

 

[needarub]

Hi, long time no see. Yesterday I had an appointment with Amy for an hour, she was a great massage. When I checked out I saw a message that I wanted to share with you. I asked how much it was and she said $85, and the tip was voluntary. I asked how much the tip was and she explained that it was a company policy not to ask for tips from guests. In the end I paid $120 including the tip. When I left I thought the company needs to improve its management to continue to grow. I will come again.

Your 9th post, all of them for YoYo Massage . Business must be slow over there .

 

[John JO]

I’ve been a customer of Yoyo Massage for a year now, and their service has improved significantly during that time. I’m still consistently impressed by the cleanliness of their store.

 

[welldunn66]

Again, more self shilling by Yoyo. Business must be slow cause if they don't advertise explicitly in their Kijiji ad they are RMT and are eligible for issuing receipts, you will miss out a lot of traffic. You then need good quality service once you get the client in the door and on your table. If you fail this, that will be their 1st and last time. They tell their friends or here in the forum to save their money and skip Yoyo.
Until you really improve the points I mentioned, business will continue to be slow. It's easy for us to catch self shilling reviews because no one really talks like a textbook.

 

[sleeker]

No receipts hurts this place. Mia was worth the price without a receipt. Her departure now hurts this place hard. What's kind of scummy is they kind of promise a receipt when you message them about it. In the past I've done this a few times but come time to pay and leave, there is no receipt to be had. That's bait n switch Imo.

 

[welldunn66]

Hi Ali2123, I see that you don't like me calling you out on this thread. So now you begun following me so you can see when I post and find out more about me. Well, good for you but I am not sure we met. But I was at Yoyo few weeks ago and left since I asked to clarify if you issued receipts since your Kijiji ad did not indicate. It was to give you another chance since your old location twice I got no receipts. This new location same thing so I turned around and left.
I guess I am interesting enough for you to follow.

 

[sleeker]

Hi Ali2123, I see that you don't like me calling you out on this thread. So now you begun following me so you can see when I post and find out more about me. Well, good for you but I am not sure we met. But I was at Yoyo few weeks ago and left since I asked to clarify if you issued receipts since your Kijiji ad did not indicate. It was to give you another chance since your old location twice I got no receipts. This new location same thing so I turned around and left.
I guess I am interesting enough for you to follow.

Same, lol. Even though I'll never go back to yoyo again unless something drastically improves

 

[Ali2123]

Hello everyone! I haven't posted my experience for a long time. Two days ago, I passed by Yoyo's house on my way home from the construction site. I had a date with Amy. Her massage was still great. The environment was very clean. It is worth mentioning that their shower has a large amount of water and the hot water comes quickly. I am very satisfied and I will come back.

 

[welldunn66]

Hmmmm, self promoting again, business is slow.........
你应该改善你商店的服务。女士按摩顾客需要改进。

 

[Mebad23]

Yeah. Check your grammar Monika

 

[sleeker]

Firing Mia was probably the worst decision you could made. Bring her back and you will get more business.

 

[luvrgirlz]

Haaha. I am loving this thread and the contributions you CAF members are making. It is hilarious
I know the first thing I need to know about a location is that their shower produces a large amount of water. Anything more is a bonus

 

[welldunn66]

Haaha. I am loving this thread and the contributions you CAF members are making. It is hilarious
I know the first thing I need to know about a location is that their shower produces a large amount of water. Anything more is a bonus

CAF members? We are on this Massage Planer forum in this thread. It's not CAF. This is the RED forum, not the blue forum.

 

[GuyIncognito]

In my reviews I need to add if I’m coming from the construction site

 

[luvrgirlz]

Sorry, welldunn. I hope I didn't offend anyone
The thread is still hilarioius.
Keep them shower reviews coming in

 

[ExploreYEG]

Hello everyone! I haven't posted my experience for a long time. Two days ago, I passed by Yoyo's house on my way home from the construction site. I had a date with Amy. Her massage was still great. The environment was very clean. It is worth mentioning that their shower has a large amount of water and the hot water comes quickly. I am very satisfied and I will come bac

Nothing beats a good massage on the way home from the construction site

 

[Ali2123]

I had the best massage last night-everything was absolutely perfect. Candy is incredibly nice and welcoming. Even though her English is average and we didn't share a common language, we
managed to communicate effortlessly. She made me feel completely comfortable throughout Her skills are truly exceptional, and I left feeling completely relaxed and rejuvenated. Definitely money well spent!

 

[dicktracy3003]

Is this guy fucking retarded? Is Google Translate writing your reviews? This is so brutal to watch, obviously whoever is writing this stuff for YoYo isn't reading the replies, which makes it even funnier each time they post haha!