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Soooo, you had sex with a mannequin???
WTF???!!!!!!???? Caring dads always... WHAT???!!!???
Chuck. Norris. Jeans.
Mmmmmm Healthy!!!! Milk and 7up!
Yay!!! Guns for EVERYONE!!!
What office are they working at???
You have to love British humour!
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:
ReviewEE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
ReviewEE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall...
AthoughI am a woman I found these hilarious and very un-pc I am afraid.
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish - 49
Adventurous- Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking- Ugly
Beautiful- Pathological...
Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers:
(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)
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FOXY LADY:
Fine looking, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim,
5'4" (used...
Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale....... cheap...........no strings attached.
Ad.. In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
Seen on a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.
When I...
needs minor work = needs significant work
needs nothing = except a tow truck
easy project car = completely disassembled, bring many boxes
minor rust = don't sit down!
minor rust = major rust you can?t see...
low mileage = only 170,000
convertible = after driving under truck...
Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may never
create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire life can
run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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i was looking for a place to massage my legs, im on the track team and very sore. i see ads with like girls in bikinis describing them as "sexy" and saying erotic massages. what exactly is that? anyone ever been to one?
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