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Banta called his friend, Santa, and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? Santa said, "Send her some flowers, and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal." Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman. The day after the meal Santa calls...

Took me a second to fully grasp what the asterisks were but that was quite a chuckle once I figured it. However, I'm still a tad confused between the correlation of the title and the actual story. I'm American. :dontknow: oh... and uh' guy.

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Two drunks met in a bar. "What's the date, Jimmy?" asked one. "Dunno," replied Jimmy. "Well, look at that newspaper in your pocket." "No use," said Jimmy. "It's yesterday's."

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel...

:lol: me too killa :lmao:

LMAO. *reps* damn!

I was sitting right next to this hot guy and his date at the mall, and I was lonely so I started a conversation with him, and I think the girlfriend got mad but I just wanted to talk to somebody to not be lonely, I wasn't trying to flirt with him.

an exact date if possible

I give as good as I get. :)

I am 24 going on a 1st date with a 24 yr old as well....i was thinking a side by side massage would be fun...who doesn't like to get a massage...i have hung out with the girl twice out at bars with friends if that matters....i guess i just want it to be fun and not the lame dinner-and-movie...

Please only serious answers.? I have looked into this topic online, and have only come places I would have to pay. Which I don't want to do. I know a lot of guys find this yuck but I really like it, as I use to be a body builder before, and still keep fit now. What I mean by Fitness Figure...

Omegle is a website that randomly connects strangers and lets them talk. I met this really great guy on there and he's not a creeper, trust me. We've been talking for awhile now and both really like eachother, but we live in different states. Is this just too weird? Opinions please. Sidenote...

Hi I would like to setup a chat line on a 0845 number, does anyone know of any companies who deal with setting up the whole thing for you?

a man his date and 2 other couples are at a eatery, a guy walks up and starts a conversation with his date, he gets up and after she doesnt say anything introduces himself to the guy, the other couples get upset with her and tell her she was wrong for having her date just sit there and not be...

So I met this friend of a friend on facebook. We started talking, and we went out on a date to the mall then to her house. We talked alot about everything when we were at her house and we ended up kissing/making out. I didnt end up leaving until late at night. So that was a week ago. I want...

We're early 30's. He's fresh out of a bad relationship and needing to take things really slow. We're not yet bf/gf but we are not dating other people. He's REALLY shell shocked from this last relationship. The 4th of July is coming up. We've been dating only for 1 1/2 months by then. If he...

girl.? I've been told I'm quite a funny and witty person but when I try to speak to a girl I just go blank. What are some things to talk to a girl about when we're just chatting casualy at school or in Drama. Also, what are some things to talk about when out on a date, I can visualise finally...

i've asked previous MT's out...but i'm in a different area, and just wanted ur opinion!

does anyone knows the date my mom episode when the guy named kenyon gives a mom a foot massage after they have pajama party?