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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? ' 'Is your daddy...

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who...

Another edition of "kids say the darndest things" ...especially when they haven't studied for the test! Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes...

Little mary put her head round the kitchen door, 'Hey mum can 8 year olds get pregnant?' 'Of course not ' replied mum, Mary turned round 'Its ok fellas, we can keep playing the game' The English teacher asked Johnny to give her a sentence using the word 'definitely'. Johnny thought for a...

If I may I would like to tell a funny but dumb story. My life has been that way but glad to have so many of you that have emailed me, sorry pm me with good thoughts. One of my kids calls me that he is stuck on the highway. Called the tow truck to get it home then the next day to get it to our...

A government as overbearing and depraved as our own does not have the consent of the governed. For example, Jeremy Hill of Porthill, Idaho stands charged in federal court of killing a grizzly bear to protect his children. His peers are hardly taking the government’s side. The most dangerous...

1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all...

1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I p!ssed in its ear and it didn't move," answered The child innocently. "You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"...

1. Live with the person you love for at least 2 years before you marry. If you still like them just as much when you discover their quirks, go ahead and marry them. 2. Never lend money you can't afford to lose. 3. Find a career that makes you happy, even if it means changing jobs several...

I say if you can afford not to have families in your restaurant the more power to you. What you guys think?. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43718876/ns/business-small_business/?GT1=43001

This may not be the site to vent but here it is anyway. I am fustrated and fed up. I have a slight OCD streak in me. I know I have high standard for everything. I run into a lot of issues when it comes to the my kids. They are 8 & 5, good kids, well disciplined, top of their classes, ect...

Im in a muddle. I really want to start my own massage business from home. My kids leave their toys around which means i have to to do a mad rush and and make my house look in perfect order before a client comes over. Just want to know whether other mums are working around their kids and...

Interesting article http://money.cnn.com/2010/10/14/pf/boomerang_kids_move_home/

Would you get out of your car to argue with a squeegee kid?. http://www.torontosun.com/2011/06/07/outlaw-squeegee-kids-holyday

My niece told me about this weekly show where kids react to viral videos, movie trailers and other bits of internet phenomena. Found it fun to watch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzSuJt5mDPY

:lol::lol: http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2011/06/03/18234771.html

Four-month-old Storm is being raised genderless by his parents, Kathy Witterick and David Stocker. :neutral: :neutral: :???: What's the big deal. I don't get it :neutral: http://www.parentcentral.ca/parent/newsfeatures/article/998503--gender-blender-kids-will-figure-it-out

THE FUCKER ONLY GOT 27 MONTHS IN PRISON. Don't DRINK and DRIVE guys. Quote: The children ask if they can phone mommy and daddy in heaven, wonder whether the couple have wings and plead for answers to why their parents will never come home...

Can anyone point me to any research about massage for kids with congenital heart defects, please? I did a search on the forum here, but didn't find much. Maybe I'm missing something. Thanks.

I have been offered the opportunity to treat a couple of foster kids (arranged by social services) and details are hopefully to be confirmed shortly. Obviously I need the child to be accompanied by a suitable adult eg carer, social worker etc and for them to remain with the child at all...