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tomorrow me and my friend are going to get swedish full body massages, i'm 15 and i have the concern to wonder if you have to be complelty naked for the massage or can you wear something else?
This is my first night in San Jose.
I don't want to spend a lot of money or drink or listen to loud music or have sex. Just watch pretty girls dance naked.
Where should I go?
hi friends, i'm a sixteen year old girl. i'm in a far distance relationship. my boyfriend lives in a different country. therefore we can't have real sex. i was wondering if it's okay to be naked or to show parts of my body to my boyfriend or feed our sexual desires on skype video chat. i was...
Anyone heard anything on this new operation running out of downtown T.O. Saw their ad on NOW website and it looks very impressive. Anyone have any info yet?
Simon Cowell(his real name is actually mentioned in the article) has really done it this time. For some reason he got naked and tried to hop on to the ice at a Calgary Flames game. Simon, that was a sickening display.
http://www.cp.org/english/online/full/hockey/030131/h013136A.html
My very first massage experience in Toronto was with Amber (then of IT, recently of SRM, and now of HFH). I got the nude reverse and BS. During the reverse part when Amber lay down on the table (tummy down), I was a little unsure of the protocol. Boy when you see such a perfectly-built woman...
tomorrow me and my friend are going to get swedish full body massages, i'm 15 and i have the concern to wonder if you have to be complelty naked for the massage or can you wear something else?
60 Things Not to Say...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a...
Three men approached the gate to heaven and as there was only one opening left, the gatekeeper said that whoever had the most remarkable and worthy death could enter.
He asked the first man how he died, and the man replied, ''Imagine this -- I suspected my wife was having an mpfair behind my...
A fellow was ordered to lose 75 pounds, due to VERY serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an ad in the newspaper for a guaranteed weight loss program. "Guaranteed my ass", he thought to himself, but desperate, he calls them up and subscribes...
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that....
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10...
When I read "Make it dance" I immidieatly though of my stored collection of pooiness's hardcore comics.
BTW: THIS IS SO ON TOPIC & RELEVANT
edit: I hope I don't get in trouble for this. :lol:
It would be so uncool. >.>
1. Your boss is always yelling,
"I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor
radiation to work on your tan.
3. "I'd love to chip in,
but I left my wallet in my pants."
4. To stop those creepy guys in marketing
from looking down...
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